I feel connected with my one dollar bill.

The magical quotes everyone knows by heart once somebody leaves a zoom meeting all of a sudden: "sorry, the WiFi was turned off.", "Sorry, the internet was down.", "Het internet lag eruit, excuses.". Anoyed or angry as they might be, they often have these emotions towards their computer or internet. People often refer to the internet once their WiFi connection disappears, as if the internet is the one to blame if the WiFi router malfunctions. I can confidently say that I never blamed my WiFi router if I have trouble connection to the internet, but I have often pressed the restart button on my WiFi router as solution. So, even though I am highly depended on my WiFi router (without I can't access the internet), I easily forget that this black box hidden in my closet is the one giving me access to the online world. Without, the door to this world will be closed. I therefor have chosen a WiFi router as robot that are not subjectified. And also suggest to subjectivy it a bit more often, as it is one of my most important resources nowadays. They look like bad guys, so they can be treated like one too.