I hate having guests over! If you're reading this, probably so do you. Well, today I will teach you how I stopped having guests!

Last Friday, my cousins came over. The same old loud and messy guests. While I usually would've played the part of the nice host, this night I had plans. I wanted to go to watch a movie at the cinema and then hit the pier, but I was stuck with people I didn't even want at my house. 

I smiled and offered them mini pizzas. Who doesn't like little snacks and pizza? I made them with a twist, though. Instead of using tomato sauce, I used strawberry jam. Nobody liked the mini pizzas, but they didn't leave either. I found myself in a tricky situation. I marched down to the bathroom and replaced the soap with ink.

Uncle Tom was the first victim. He was annoyed, but his disposition changed when Cousin Hank turned on the TV and put on a football match. 

I was discouradged, thinking "Will they ever leave?". I was at my evil wit's end! But then the solution came clear. I'd change the room perfume dispenser to the most smelly one I had!

Lavender and new car! The nastiest combination ever!

And... just like magic, I was on my way to the cinema and it's safe to say I won't have any guests for a while.