Scenes in various Indian Cities
Scene 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata.
Scene 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Mumbai.
Scene 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi.
Scene 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall. That's Ahmedabad.
Scene 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore.
Scene 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that "Amma" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Scene 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are in Haryana.
Scene 8
Two guys fighting. Third guy comes from a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else." That's Pune.
Scene 9
Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them.
You are in Wasseypur.
Scene 10
Two guys fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends. You are definitely in Goa.