Virtual Idol Variety Show:

Link: www.missevan.com/sound/3491451

旁白 : 你以为的险象环生是……

Narrator: The dangers you can think of such as….

林致 : 你们听, 什么声音?

Link Zhi: Listen, what’s that sound?

乔殊 : 好像是……

Qiao Shu: It seems like...

顾子尧 : 是空投直升机! 跑——!

Gu Ziyao: It’s an airdrop helicopter! Run——!

旁白 : 恶劣的天气!

Narrator: Bad weather!

夏予扬 : 林哥! 队长! 小乔哥!

Xia Yuyang: Lin-ge! Captain! Xiao Qiao-ge!

你们在哪儿啊——!

Where are you guys——!

乔殊 : 台风! 是台风!

Qiao Shu: Typhoon! It’s a typhoon!

林致 : 我们……我们出不去……

Lin Zhi: We… we can’t get out...

水……水越来越多了……

Water…. The water’s increasing….

顾子尧 : 林致! 林致你在哪儿! 林致——

Gu Ziyao: Lin Zhi! Lin Zhi where are you! Lin Zhi——

旁白 : 紧缺的物资!

Narattor: The supplies are running low!

夏予扬 : 林哥林哥, 你背包里有什么啊?

Xia Yuyang: Lin-ge Lin-ge, what’s in your backpack?

林致 : 什么也没有

Lin Zhi: Nothing

乔殊 : 如果没有水, 我们活不过三天

Qiao Shu: Without water, we won’t be able to last for more than three days

灾民 : 我们要食物!

Victims: We need food!

林致 : 请大家冷静! 冷静!

Lin Zhi: Please calm down! Calm down!

我们储存的食物一定会平均分配给大家的!

The food we have in our reserves will be distributed equally!

顾子尧 : 都安静!

Gu Ziyao: Quiet down!

旁白 : 团结的队友!

Narrator: Teammates united as one!

教练 : 全体都有, 起立!

Instructor: All of you, stand up!

LASER全员 : 是!

LASER: Yes!

教练 : 0111!

Instructor: 0111!

乔殊 : 乔殊, 到!

Qiao Shu: Qiao Shu, here!

教练 : 1010!

Instructor: 1010!

林致 : 林致, 到!

Lin Zhi: Lin Zhi, here!

教练 : 1115!

Instructor: 1115!

顾子尧 : 顾子尧, 到!

Gu Ziyao: Gu Ziyao, here!

教练 : 1221!

Instructor: 1221!

夏予扬 : 夏予扬, 到!

Xia Yuyang: Xia Yuyang, here!

教练 : 跳——!

Instructor: Jump——!

*the numbers are their birthdays

旁白 : 实际上的《险象环声》是……

Narrator: What “Danger Lurking in the Sound” is really like...

乔殊 : ……夏予扬, 你到底什么时候能把火点燃?

Qiao Shu: …. Xia Yuyang, when one earth can you light up the fire?

乔殊 : 你好, 我叫李雷

Qiao Shu: Hello, I’m Li Lei

夏予扬 : 啊? 为什么又姓甄! ?

Xia Yuyang: Ah? Why is the surname Zhen again!?

林致 : 是……李雷韩梅梅那个李雷吗?

Lin Zhi: Is it… Li Lei, from Han Meimei and Li Lei*?

*Li Lei and Han Meimei (Li Lei and Han Meimei) are the two main characters in the junior high school English textbooks published by People's Education Press in the 1990s.

顾子尧 : 昨天不是叫赵钱孙吗? 编得很像

Gu Ziyao: Wasn't he called Zhao Qiansun* yesterday? It’s very similar

*Zhao Qiansun is a character in Jin Yong's famous book "Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils"

夏予扬 : 韩梅梅是女孩子啊

Xia Yuyang: Han Meimei is a girl

你为什么叫韩梅梅?

Why are you called Han Meimei?

顾子尧 : 他说他叫李华

Gu Ziyao: He said his name is Li Hua

*Li Hua, a frequent character in the English composition of the high school entrance examination, first appeared in the 1995 national college entrance examination papers and even earlier simulation papers in individual cities.

林致 : 是李雷

Lin Zhi: It’s Li Lei

乔殊 : ……乔殊, 乔殊行了吧?

Qiao Shu: …. Qiao Shu, Qiao Shu alright?

顾子尧 : 会数星星吗?

Gu Ziyao: Can you count the stars*?

*it means to be grateful for good luck. this was also qs's slogan as seen in the preview HAHAHA

林致 : 好像……我们又迷路了

Lin Zhi: It seems that… we’re lost again

夏予扬 : 对不起

Xia Yuyang: I’m sorry

顾子尧 : “对不起”不是免死令牌

Gu Ziyao: “I’m sorry” isn’t a ticket out of death

林致 : 我觉得你说得对

Lin Zhi: I think you’re right

“入城”是我们唯一的活路

“Into the City” is our way out alive

夏予扬 : 手机! 我找到一个手机!

Xia Yuyang: A phone! I found a phone!

我们有救了!

We’re saved!

【此时一名LASER成员乔殊倒吊荡过】

[ At this moment, LASER member Qiao Shu is hanging upside down ]

乔殊 : 太好了……快发信息!

Qiao Shu: That’s great… send a message!

【此时一名LASER成员林致倒吊荡过】

[ At this moment, LASER member Lin Zhi is hanging upside down ]

林致 : 扬扬, 给节目组发

Lin Zhi: Yangyang, send the message to the program group

告诉他们出事了, 找人来救我们

Tell them something’s wrong, get someone to help us

夏予扬 : 好好我这就发, 你们坚持一下啊!

Xia Yuyang: Okay I’ll send it right now, you guys hold on!

夏予扬 : 呃, 给谁发啊?

Xia Yuyang: Er, who do I sent it to?

【此时一名LASER成员顾子尧倒吊荡过】

[ At this moment, LASER member Gu Ziyao is hanging upside down ]

顾子尧 : 《险象环声》节目组!

Gu Ziyao: “Danger Lurking in the Sound” program group!

夏予扬 : 哦哦知道了!

Xia Yuyang: Oh okay, got it!

你好……我是……

Hello… I am...

LASER的成员夏……

LASER member Xia...

【此时一名LASER成员乔殊再次荡过】

[ At this moment, LASER member Qiao Shu swung again ]

乔殊 : 夏予扬! 你快点!

QIao Shu: Xia Yuyang! Hurry up!

夏予扬 : 知道别催我了, 在发了在发了!

Xia Yuyang: I know don’t rush me, I’m sending it, I’m sending it!

呃那个……

Er….

【此时一名LASER成员顾子尧再次荡过】

[ At this moment, LASER member Gu Ziyao swung again ]

顾子尧 : 又怎么了?

Gu Ziyao: What’s wrong?

【此时一名LASER成员林致再次荡过】

[ At this moment, LASER member Lin Zhi swung again ]

林致 : 别凶他, 越着急越慢

Lin Zhi: Don’t be aggressive with him, the more anxious he is the slower he’ll be

你别慌, 又有什么问题啊?

Don’t panic, what’s the problem?

夏予扬 : ……《险象环声》的声是哪个声啊?

Xia Yuyang: … What 'sheng' (声) is the sheng in Danger Lurking in the Sound (险象环声)?

【此时三名LASER成员再次倒吊荡过】

[ At this moment, the three LASER members swung again ]

顾子尧/林致/乔殊 : 声音的声——!

Gu Ziyao/Lin Zhi/Qiao Shu: Sheng from shengyin (声音/sound)——!*

*basically the title is a play on 险象环生 (xiǎn xiàng huán shēng) which means dangerous situations are constantly emerging. But instead of 环生 they made it 声音. So the show's name is 险象环声 (xiǎn xiàng huán shēng) with sheng pronounced the same way, that's why he asked which sheng it was.

夏予扬 : 成! 功! 嘻嘻~

Xia Yuyang: Suc-cess! Heehee~

LASER全员 : 猫耳FM、猫耳娱乐出品

LASER: MaoerFM, Maoer entertainment

猫耳FM独家冠名播出

Exclusively airing on Maoer FM

虚拟偶像大型未知神秘综艺

Large scale virtual idol mystery variety show

《险象环声》, 敬请期待!

“Danger Lurking in the Sound”, stay tuned!

顾子尧 : 打丧尸的时候为什么一盘散沙

Gu Ziyao: Why is it all scattered when fighting zombies?

打广告倒是整齐划一! 无语

The advertising is neat and uniform! I'm speechless