Episode #5: Airport pickup
第五期：接机
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CW // past trauma, flashback, panic attack, bullying
空姐 : 女士们先生们, 欢迎您乘坐本次航班
Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this flight.
由北京至上海的飞行距离为1350公里
The flight distance from Beijing to Shanghai is 1350 km.
预计空中飞行时间两小时二十分钟……
The estimated flight time is two hours and twenty minutes…..
夏予扬 : 队长队长, 要起飞了
Xia Yuyang: Captain captain, it's time to take off
为了保证飞行安全
In order to ensure flight safety
飞行模式调了吗?
Are you in flight mode?
请您确认手机和各种电子设备
Please check your mobile phone and various electronic devices
顾子尧 : 嗯.
Gu Ziyao: En.
处于关机状态或者飞行模式……
Is shut down or in flight mode…..
夏予扬 : 小乔哥你怎么一上来就睡?
Xia Yuyang: Xiao Qiao-ge, why are you sleeping as soon as we take off?
乔殊 : 不然和你聊天吗?
Qiao Shu: Otherwise, should I talk with you instead?
夏予扬 : 那也不是不行啊!
Xia Yuyang: That’s not too bad either!
这可是我们第一次一起跑通告
This is the first time we’ve been on a flight together
难道你不兴奋吗?
Aren’t you excited?
喂哥……? 哥? ?
Hey Ge….? Ge??
乔殊 : zzzzz
Qiao Shu: zzzzz
林致 : 好像昨天忙创作到很晚, 让他好好休息吧.
Lin Zhi: It seems that he was busy until very late yesterday, let him have a good rest.
夏予扬 : 哦……不过林哥, 你看着有点紧张
Xia Yuyang: Oh…. But Lin-Ge, you look a little nervous.
你是怕坐飞机的失重感, 还是恐高啊?
You're afraid of the weightlessness of flying. or afraid of heights?
林致 : 呃……算是吧.
Lin Zhi: Er…… I guess.
空姐 : 飞机很快就要起飞了
Stewardess: The plane will take off soon
现在有客舱乘务员进行安全检查
There are now cabin crews to conduct safety inspections
夏予扬 : 那你睡觉吧, 睡觉就没感觉
Xia Yuyang: Then go to sleep, if you don't feel like sleeping
请您坐好, 系好安全带
Please sit down and fasten your seat belt
收起座椅靠背和小桌板……
Stow the seat and tray table back…..
实在紧张的话, 你就找我聊天.
If you are really nervous, just talk to me.
本次航班全程禁烟, 在飞行途中请不要吸烟……
This flight is a non-smoking flight, please don’t smoke during the flight…….
放轻松, 没事的!
Take it easy, don't worry!
林致 : 好.
Lin Zhu: Okay.
夏予扬 : 队长, 你怎么也睡了?
Xia Yuyang: Captain, why are you sleeping too?
顾子尧 : 闭目养神.
Gu Ziyao: Close your eyes and rest your mind.
夏予扬 : 别养神了, 我们聊聊天嘛.
Xia Yuyang: Don't rest up your mind, let's chat.
顾子尧 : 第一次坐飞机?
Gu Ziyao: First time flying?
夏予扬 : 你这头起的也太生硬了
Xia Yuyang: You are too blunt
会不会聊天啊哥——怎么可能!
Ge can you chat—— how is that possible!
顾子尧 : 那为什么这么亢奋?
Gu Ziyao: Then why are you so excited?
夏予扬 : 我……我……
Xia Yuyang: I…...I…….
我虽然不是第一次坐飞机
It's not the first time I've been on a plane
但绝对是第一次和顾氏集团的顾子尧先生一起坐飞机!
But it's definitely the first time to fly with Mr. Gu Ziyao of the Gu group!
顾子尧 : 你……?
Gu Ziyao: You….?
夏予扬 嘿嘿, 没想到吧? 我们都知道啦!
Xia Yuyang: Hehe, bet you didn’t expect it, huh? We all know!
哎, 队长, 说说呗! 顾氏集团真的是你家的啊?
Ah, Captain, talk about it! Is the Gu group really your family?
你家那么有钱为什么要出道啊?
Your family is so rich, why do you want to make a debut as an idol?
哎, 有钱人生活是什么样的?
Well, what's life like for the rich?
你是不是真的每天从一百平米的大床上醒来
Do you really wake up from a 100 square meter bed every day
打开三层楼高的大衣柜
Open a three story wardrobe
从几万套镶钻的衣服里挑选服装
Choose from tens of thousands of clothes with diamonds
然后有五百个菲佣等着……
Then there are 500 Filipino maids waiting.....
*There is a keen interest in Filipino domestic workers in the Chinese mainland, as many people here consider Filipinos more professional, more hardworking and of better work ethics than local ayi (aunts). Filipinos in general also have better educational backgrounds and can speak fluent English. Source.
*t/n: gonna put a note here. as a filipino myself, please don't reinforce the stereotypes of being maids or servants on us. although there are indeed people from here who who work abroad as domestic helpers, the 'filipinos make good house helpers!' isn't the compliment some people think it is, it feels belittling of our capabilities.
顾子尧 : 你是不是有什么误解?
Gu Ziyao: Do you have any misunderstandings?
夏予扬 : 不是吗? 那难道是……
Xia Yuyang: Isn't it? Is it that...
你爸一直瞒着你顾氏集团的事儿, 直到你十八岁
Your dad kept hiding from you about the Gu family until you were eighteen.
才知道家里坐拥巨额财富, 身价过亿
Only then did you know that the family had a huge fortune and was worth more than 100 million yuan.
在此之前你以为自己家一贫如洗
Before that, you thought your family was poor
而你, 除了长得好看一无……
And you have nothing but good looks…..
夏予扬 : 难道也不是这样吗……
Xia Yuyang: Isn't it true…...
哇, 那电视剧里真的很骗人!
Wow, that TV show is really deceptive!
[DING]
夏予扬 : 你按这个干嘛呀?
Xia Yuyang: What are you doing?
少爷有什么吩咐, 可以吩咐我呀!
What can I do for you, young master!
我也很乐意为您服务噢!
I'm happy to serve you too!
空姐 : 您好, 请问有什么需要?
Stewardess: Hello, what can I do for you?
顾子尧 : 这是我的卡.
This is my card
请问我可以临时调换座位吗?
May I change my seat temporarily?
空姐 : 顾先生您好
Stewardess: Hello, Mr. Gu
作为持有SVIP卡的超级会员
As a super member with SVIP card
我们会尽力为您安排
We will try our best to arrange it for you
请问需要换到靠走道的位置还是……?
Would you like to change to an aisle seat or…...?
顾子尧 : 把他换走.
Gu Ziyao: Change his seat.
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《LASER’s Debut》, 20th day after debut!
【机场】
【Airport】
夏予扬 : 小乔哥你都不知道
Xia Yuyang: Xiao Qiao-ge, you don't even know
队长在飞机上试图把我降到商务舱!
The captain tried to lower me to business class on the plane!
他趁你们睡觉欺负我!
He bullied me while you were all sleeping!
虽然最后他也没舍得这样对我……嘿嘿~
Although he was not willing to do this to me in the end...... Hehe~
乔殊 : 确定不是你先招惹队长?
Qiao Shu: Are you sure you didn't provoke the captain first?
夏予扬 : 你这个叛徒!
Xia Yuyang: You traitor!
顾子尧 : 我只是证明电视剧里没骗人而已.
Gu Ziyao: I just want to prove that there is no deception in the TV show
夏予扬 : 你——林哥, 你看看他们!
Xia Yuyang: You—— Lin-Ge, look at them!
根本没有队友爱
There is no team love at all
他们以大欺小、仗势欺人、狼狈为奸,
They have bullied the weak with their strength*, bully people with their power*, working in collusion with each other*,
*以大欺小 (yǐ dà qī xiǎo) is a chinese idiom that means relying on one's own strength to bully small and weak groups. source.
*仗势欺人 (zhànɡ shì qī rén) is a chinese idiom that means taking advantage of your or somebody else's power to bully people. source.
*狼狈为奸 (láng bèi wéi jiān) is a metaphor for colluding with each other to do bad things, from 《酉阳杂俎》. source.
他们……你快谴责他们啊!
They... you quickly condemn them!
林致 : 哈哈哈……
Lin Zhu: Hahahaha!!!
夏予扬 : 你还笑? !
Xia Yuyang: You're laughing?!
林致 : 好了好了, 不笑了不笑了.
Lin Zhi: Alright, alright, no more laughing.
等今天工作结束, 罚他们多做几个俯卧撑.
After today's work, they will be punished to do more push ups
可以吗? 到了, 走吧.
Is that okay? Come on, let's go.
夏予扬 : 做俯卧撑练出的肌肉还不是长在他们身上……
Xia Yuyang: The muscles gained from doing push-ups still grow on them.....
我算是明白了, 这些哥哥合伙欺负我
I understand, these geges are working together to bully me
对外还说我是团宠, 哪有这样的团宠啊……
It is said that I am a group pet*. How can there be such a group pet…
*group pet, as the name suggests that the entire group pets him, meaning he's the most favored person in the team. at first it was synonymous with Lee Dong-hae of the korean boy group Super Junior. later, it was widely used by the public to become the nickname for certain members of the idol team in the fandom. now it has been extended to various fields such as games and animation. source.
我要找到机会就要跟粉丝曝光你们的虚假人设, 我……
I want to find an opportunity to expose your fake personas to fans, I...
粉丝 : 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!
Fans: AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
夏予扬 : 哦、买、嘎
Xia Yuyang: Oh, my, god
怎么接机有那么多人? !
How come there are so many people picking us up the airport?!
乔殊 : 该不会……真的都是来接我们的粉丝吧?
Qiao Shu: Are they really.... all the fans who came to pick us up?
粉丝 : 顾子尧! 我们永远支持你! 你是最棒的队长!
Fan: Gu Ziyao! We will always support you! You are the best captain!
\林致/\林致/, 你最别致!
\Lin Zhi / \Lin Zhi/*, you are the most unique!
*the \ / is like \(^0^)/ WOOOO!!! [CHEERS]
夏予扬! 扬扬太瘦了, 多吃点! 妈妈爱你!
Xia Yuyang! Yangyang is too thin, eat more! Mom loves you!
乔殊哥哥还会有新创作吗?
Will Qiao Shu Gege create something new?
百万福//利能开直播吗?
Can you do a live broadcast for reaching a million*?
*the exact word used here was "百万福利" (million benefits) it's kind of like additional content for the fans (as a thank you) when milestones are reached (1 million, 2 million, and so on.)
林致 : ……人太多了
Lin Zhi: …….It's too crowded
顾子尧 : 这边, 走.
Gu Ziyao: Here, this way.
夏予扬 : 跟队长走! 快, 小乔哥跑起来啊!
Xia Yuyang: Follow the captain! Come on, Xiao Qiao-ge, run!
粉丝 : 顾子尧刚才看了我镜头啊啊啊啊啊啊!
Fan: Gu Ziyao just looked at my camera AAAAAAHH!!!
夏予扬 : 怎、怎么会有那么多人?
Xia Yuyang: Why, why are there so many people?
送机的时、时候明明不超过十个人啊……
When we landed, there were less than ten people...
乔殊 : 我们还是想想、想想怎么去停车场吧……
Qiao Shu: Let’s think about, think about how should we get to the parking lot...
那么多人, 我跑不动了, 我跑不动了.
With so many people, I can't run, I can't run.
夏予扬 : 缺乏锻炼了吧?
Xia Yuyang: Lack of exercise, right?
突然意识到体能课的必要性了吧?
Suddenly aware of the necessity of physical class, right?
不过要不是队长聪明, 带我们躲到男厕所里
But thanks to the cleverness of the captain, he took us to the men’s restroom.
这被围住的话完全可能窒息的……
If we’re surrounded we might get suffocated…..
她们在外面安全吗? 不会发生踩踏吧?
Is it safe outside? There will be no trampling, right?
我看看——
Let me check——
粉丝 : 啊啊啊啊啊啊夏予扬——!
Fan: AAAAAAHHHHH XIA YUYANG——!!!!
夏予扬 : 姐姐好热情啊……
Xia Yuyang: The jiesjies are really enthusiastic…..
顾子尧 : 别出去.
Gu Ziyao: Don't go out
给孟姐微信了, 很快过来.
I contacted Meng-jie through wechat*, she’ll come over soon.
*chinese multi-purpose messaging, social media and mobile payment app by tencent. its similar to whatsapp.
乔殊 : 只有孟姐拦不住外面那么多.
Qiao Shu: But Meng-jie can’t stop so many people outside.
夏予扬 : 那怎么办? 林哥, 你有什么办法吗?
Xia Yuyang: What should we do? Lin-ge, do you have any ideas?
CW // past trauma, flashback, panic attack, bullying ---------
there's quite an overlap of people talking, the fans will remain in italics, classmates will be in a slightly different font color
林致 : 我……
Lin Zhu: I…..
乔殊 : 他好像不太对.
Qiao Shu: He doesn’t seem to be alright.
夏予扬 : 林哥? Hello? 林哥……
Xia Yuyang: Lin-ge? Hello? Lin-ge…….
粉丝 : 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊来了来了他们来了! !
Fan: AAAAAHHHHHHH!! THEY CAME, THEY CAME, THEY CAME!!!
同学 : 林致人呢?
Classmate: Where is Lin Zhi?
粉丝 : \林致/\林致/,你最别致!
Fan: \Lin Zhi/ \Lin Zhi/, you are the most unique!
哥哥我们爱你!
Gege, we love you!
啊啊啊宝贝没事吧
Ahhh baobei* are you okay?
*baby
同学 : 林致在哪里?
Classmate: Where is Lin Zhi?
粉丝 : 为什么他们跑进洗手间了……
Fan: Why did they run into the restroom...
同学 : 不知道躲哪里去了……
Classmate: I don’t know, maybe to hide...
粉丝 : 我们在这里, 等他们一出来就能看到!
Fan: We're here, we'll see them as soon as they come out!
同学 : 行, 那我们就在这里等他!
Classmate: Okay, then we'll wait for him here!
同学 : 他早晚也得出来!
Classmate: He will come out sooner or later!
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顾子尧 : 林致、林致……林致?
Gu Ziyao: Lin Zhi, Lin Zhi……. Lin Zhi?
你怎么样?
How are you doing?
乔殊 : 明显不好, 脸色也很差.
Qiao Shu: Obviously not well, the expression on his face looks bad.
夏予扬 : 哥, 手也是冰的.
Xia Yuyang: Ge, your hands are as cold as ice.
哥你哪儿不舒服吗?
Ge, what’s wrong?
你不舒服你跟我们说啊!
If you don’t feel well, tell us!
你不会是晕机了吧
You’re not airsick are you?
他在飞机上的时候就不太对
He wasn’t quite right when he was on the plane
现在嘴唇都白了!
Now his lips are turning white!
顾子尧 : 林致? 林致, 说句话.
Gu Ziyao: Lin Zhi? Lin Zhi, say something.
林致 : 我……没事.
Lin Zhi: I…. don’t worry.
乔殊 : 你看着可不像没事.
Qiao Shu: You don’t look okay.
林致 : 可能……有点闷.
Lin Zhi: It’s…. It’s a bit suffocating.
夏予扬 : 早说啊! 可能是人太多了……
Xia Yuyang: Say it earlier! Maybe there are too many people...
我给你扇一扇, 你再坚持坚持
I’ll give you a fan, just hold on
孟姐马上带人过来救我们了!
Meng-jie immediately brought people to help us!
林致 : 嗯, 你们不用担心, 我去洗把脸.
Lin Zhi: En, you don't have to worry. I'll wash my face
夏予扬 : 我陪你, 走.
Xia Yuyang: I'll go with you.
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