Mini Theater #1: Brushing teeth

乔殊 : (刷牙ing)

Qiao Shu: (brushing teeth)

夏予扬 : 小乔哥? 哥!

Xia Yuyang: Xiao Qiao-ge? Ge!

我知道你在里面,

I know you're in there,

我有事跟你说.

I have something to tell you

乔殊 : 什么事?

Qiao Shu: What's up?

夏予扬 : 你开下门嘛哥!

Xia Yuyang: Ge, open the door!

乔殊 : 一大早什么事?

Qiao Shu: What's the matter so early in the morning?

夏予扬 : 楼上浴室队长在洗澡,

Xia Yuyang: Captain is using the bathroom upstairs to take a bath,

你给我挪个地方刷牙呗.

Give me a place for me to brush my teeth

乔殊 : 不.

Qiao Shu: No.

夏予扬 : 哎呀哥就用一下,

Xia Yuyang: Ai ge, just this once,

你是不是我哥了! ?

Are you my ge or not?!

挪一挪, 给我挪个地儿就行……

Move, just move to give a place for me…..

乔殊 : 行吧, 你别挤.

Qiao Shu: Fine, don't squeeze.

夏予扬 : 小乔哥, 你这个起床气真的太严重了,

Xia Yuyang: Xiao Qiao-ge, you're so grumpy in the morning,

怎么会那么久啊?

How could it take so long?

是不是不管这个时候别人跟你说什么,

Is it true that no matter what others say to you at this time

你都会很不爽, 很想揍人?

You're going to be upset and want to hit people?

为什么我就没有起床气呢?

Why didn't I get up?

难道是因为我从来不失眠?

Is it because I never have insomnia?

可你也不失眠啊,

But you don't have insomnia either,

你就差没睡24个小时了……

You haven't slept for 24 hours.....

乔殊 : 我以前有没有跟你说过

Qiao Shu: Have I told you before

——你很吵.

——You are very noisy.

夏予扬 : 没有, 队长和林哥没来之前,

Xia Yuyang: No, before the captain and Lin-ge came,

你很喜欢我的.

You liked me very much.

乔殊 : 因为没有对比,

Qiao Shu: Because I didn’t have any comparison,

之前不知道正常队友应该是什么样子.

Before, I didn't know what normal members should be like

夏予扬 : 你这样说也太伤我心了……

Xia Yuyang: It hurts me to say that....

我的心裂开了, 哥.

My heart is broken, ge.

乔殊 : (lll￢ω￢)

Qiao Shu : (lll￢ω￢)

夏予扬 : 咚咚咚! 请问创作天才乔殊在家吗?

Xia Yuyang: Dong Dong Dong! Is creative genius Qiao Shu home?

起床气消了吗?

Are you out of breath?

可以和我说说话吗?

Can you talk to me?

乔殊 : 不在.

Qiao Shu: Not home.

夏予扬 : 不在? 那我可张嘴叫人了……

Xia Yuyang: No? I'll open my mouth

啊——小乔……

Ah—— Xiao-qiao….

乔殊 : 在在在!

Qiao Shu: Here here here!

夏予扬 : 哇! 哥你听到没有? !

Xia Yuyang: Wow! Ge, did you hear that?!

我下巴! 我下巴是不是脱臼了? !

My chin! Is my chin dislocated?!

哥——

Ge——

乔殊 : 不可能, 别闹了.

Qiao Shu: That's impossible, stop it.

夏予扬 : 呃, 好像真的……动不了了.

Xia Yuyang: Er, it seems that.... I can't move it.

乔殊 : ……你别动, 你别动,

Qiao Shu: ….. Don't move., don't move,

我叫他们去, 送你去医院.

I told them to go and take you to the hospital

夏予扬 : 啊, 哥! 呜呜呜——

Xia Yuyang: Ah, ge! Wuwuwu*——

*wuwuwu = crying