Episode #6: Perfect Members
第六期：完美队友
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【宣传片】
【Promotional Video】
林致 : 不论从事什么职业
Lin Zhi: No matter what occupation you are in
作为一个平凡的普通人
As an ordinary person
我们常常会感到自己的渺小
We often feel small
但只要穿上这身制服
But by putting on this uniform
就代表了肩上的一份责任.
It represents the responsibility on your shoulders.
顾子尧 : 医生, 强人民之体魄
Gu Ziyao: Doctors strengthen people’s bodies.
警察, 促社会之公正.
Police promote social justice.
每一个职业, 都有它存在的意义.
Every profession has its meaning of existence.
林致 : 我是职业推荐官, 林致
Lin Zhi: I am a professional idol, Lin Zhi
为您推荐, 医生.
Recommending to you, doctors.
顾子尧 : 我是职业推荐官, 顾子尧
Gu Ziyao: I'm a professional idol, Gu Ziyao
为您推荐, 警察.
Recommending to you, police.
夏予扬 : 我是职业推荐官, 夏予扬
Xia Yuyang: I'm a professional idol, Xia Yuyang
为您推荐, 运动员.
Recommending for you, athlete.
乔殊 : 我是职业推荐官, 乔殊
Qiao Shu: I'm a professional idol, Qiao Shu
为您推荐, 音乐家.
Recommending for you, musician.
LASER : 请坚持你们热烈的理想, 勇敢追梦
LASER: Please stick to your passionate ideals and pursue your dreams bravely
我们, 和你在一起!
We are with you!
【校园片场】
【Campus Studio】
LASER : 请坚持你们热烈的理想, 勇敢追梦
LASER: Please stick to your passionate ideals and pursue your dreams bravely.
我们, 和你在一起!
We are with you!
导演 : cut!
Director: Cut!
好, 可以了, 辛苦各位!
All right, that's enough, everyone!
工作人员 : 梁导辛苦!
Staff: Director Liang has worked hard!
辛苦啦梁导!
Thank you, Mr. Liang!
林致 : 梁导辛苦! 大家辛苦了!
Lin Zhi: Director Liang has worked hard! Everyone has worked hard!
梁导辛苦! 各位老师辛苦!
Director Liang has worked hard! The teachers have worked hard!
夏予扬 : 大家辛苦啦!
Xia Yuyang: Everyone is working hard!
乔殊 : 辛苦了!
Qiao Shu: Thank you for the hard work!
顾子尧 : 辛苦!
Gu Ziyao: Thank you for the hard work!
导演 : 演员可以杀青了, 辛苦!
Director: The actors have finished, thank you for the hard work!
来几个人, 那边补拍几个空镜……
Here are a few people, and take some empty shots over there...
工作人员 : 来了来了!
Staff: Coming!
摄影老师, 这边!
Photographer, this way!
工作人员 : 来啦来啦.
Staff: Coming, coming.
孟孟 : 梁导刚才在监视器那边一直夸你们呢
Meng Meng: Director Liang kept complimenting you guys on the monitor just now
先休息, 我去那边看看
Take a rest. I'll take a look over there.
没什么事就带你们去吃顿好的
I'll take you to a good meal if I don't have anything to do
夏予扬 : yes! 孟姐万岁!
Xia Yuyang: Yes! Long live Meng-jie!
林致 : 走, 我们去休息室吧.
Lin Zhi: Let's go to the lounge
顾子尧 : 嗯.
Gu Ziyao: En.
乔殊 : 我去个洗手间, 你们先去.
Qiao Shu: I'll go to the bathroom. You go first
夏予扬 : 好! 我们走!
Xia Yuyang: OK! Let's go!
工作人员 : 这边补光位调整一下!
Staff: Adjust the light level here!
轨道换个位置, 拉到那边! 对!
Change the position of the track and pull it over there! Yes!
导儿说先补特写, 空镜等等
The director said first fill up close-ups, empty mirrors, etc.
这边跟你对一下分镜……
This way, I'll check with you....
乔殊 : 猫耳FM出品 大型偶像男团团综
Qiao Shu: Idol group produced by Maoer FM
《LASER出道日》, 出道第27天!
《LASER’s DEBUT》. Day 27!
粉丝 : 啊啊啊啊啊啊! 哥哥——
Fans: AAAAAAHHHH!!! GEGE——
季少一!
JI SHAOYI!!
【卫生间】
【Restroom】
季少一 : 呼, 还好……
Ji Shaoyi: Hoo, okay….
你! ! 你怎么在这儿?
You! What are you doing here?
乔殊 : 嗯? 你在和我说话?
Qiao Shu: EN? Are you talking to me?
这里是男卫生间吧？
This is the men’s bathroom, right?
季少一 : 你, 不认识我?
Ji Shaoyi: You don't know me?*
*Highlight text to see spoilers for Ji Shaoyi's identity: [He's a guitarist for another idol group by Maoer called Manta! Link]
乔殊 : 不认识. 我不买保险.
Qiao Shu: I don't know. I don't buy insurance.
季少一 : 什么买保险……你居然不认识我?
Ji Shaoyi: Why buy insurance...You don't even know me?
0202年了居然有年轻人不认识我?
In 0202*, there are young people who don't know me?
*internet slang, basically a reversed 2020 which is often used to complain for outdated people/things.
乔殊 : 为什么要认识你? 借过.
Qiao Shu: Why should I know who you are? Excuse me.
季少一 : 你不能出去!
Ji Shaoyi: You can't go out!
乔殊 : 为什么?
Qiao Shu: Why?
季少一 : 外面那么多人堵着, 出去有危险!
Ji Shaoyi: There are so many people outside. It's dangerous to go out!
乔殊 : 我又没欠她们钱.
Qiao Shu: I don't owe them any money.
季少一 : 我也没欠她们钱啊! 哎不是
Ji Shaoyi: I don't owe them money either! Wait that’s not it
你看我像卖保险诈骗一群小姑娘的人吗?
Do you think I am a person who sells insurance to swindle a group of little girls?
乔殊 : 不像. 骗人感情也挺缺德的
Qiao Shu: Nope, it's very bad to cheat people
你好自为之吧.
You can do it yourself.
季少一 : 谁骗人感情了? !
Ji Shaoyi: Who's deceiving people?!
我太平洋捞鱼都不见得撒得开那么广的网!
I don’t have to spread such a wide net when I fish in the Pacific Ocean!
再说, 我这个长相, 你看看, 用得着骗吗?
Besides, my looks, you see, do I need to cheat?
乔殊 : 嗯, 很帅.
Qiao Shu: En, very handsome.
那我可以出去了吗?
Can I go out then?
季少一 : 你不怕她们认出你?
Ji Shaoyi: Aren’t you afraid that they’ll recognize you?
乔殊 : 嗯?
Qiao Shu: En?
季少一 : 乔殊, 猫耳娱乐的偶像男团laser的成员.
Ji Shaoyi: Qiao Shu, an idol of Maoer Entertainment, a member of the men's group laser
你虽然不认识我, 但我认识你.
You don't know me, but I know you.
乔殊 : 你到底要干什么?
Qiao Shu: What are you doing?
季少一 : 呃……你那么着急出去干嘛
Ji Shaoyi: Er... why are you going out in such a hurry?
在天愿做比翼鸟, 来得早不如来得巧*
In heaven let us be two birds flying ever together, being on time versus arriving early, the latter certainly better
*the original text rhymed so i tried to make it rhyme in english too qwq
聊聊?
Let’s chat?
乔殊 : 我没有在卫生间聊天的习惯.
Qiao Shu: I don't have the habit of chatting in the bathroom
季少一 : 那——加//个微信吧
Ji Shaoyi: Then—— add me on wechat
回头再聊也是一样的!
It's the same talking to you later!
乔殊 : 我也没有和陌生人加微信的习惯.
Qiao Shu: I have no habit of adding stranger’s wechat.
季少一 : 哎你!
Ji Shaoyi: Ai you!
乔殊 : 外面没人, 你“债主”都走了, 出来吧.
Qiao Shu: No one is outside, all your "creditors" are gone, come out.
季少一 : 哎? 真没人!
Ji Shaoyi: Ai? Nobody!
这届粉丝不行啊, 就这?
This time’s fans aren’t good, that's it?
粉丝 : 人呢? 刚才明明往这边跑了……
Fan: How about the people? I ran here just now...
哥哥跑的也太快了!
Gege runs too fast!
不知道躲哪儿去了, 累死我了!
I don't know where to hide. I'm so tired!
乔殊 : 你是乌鸦嘴吧?
Qiao Shu: Are you a crow’s beak*?
*Crow’s beak, person who has made an inauspicious remark.
粉丝 : 再找找吧……
Fan: Let’s look again…
季少一 : 呸!
Ji Shaoyi: Pei*!
*an interjection that expresses contempt or reprimand
乔殊 : 只有这条走廊能出去, 堵死了.
Qiao Shu: The only corridor we can get out through is blocked.
季少一 : 小case, 转移她们的注意力就好了!
Ji Shaoyi: Small case, just distract them!
乔殊 : 怎么转移?
Qiao Shu: How do we distract them?
季少一 : 很简单.
Ji Shaoyi: It's very simple
啊——! 乔殊! ! !
AAAAAAAHHHH!!! QIAO SHU!!!
Laser的乔殊在这里! !
QIAO SHU FROM LASER IS HERE!!!
乔殊 : 你? !
Qiao Shu: YOU?!
季少一 : 886
*886 = bye bye (because ba ba liu (886) sounds like 拜拜喽 bai bai lou)
乔殊 : 你干什么? 开门!
Qiao Shu: What are you doing? Open the door!
季少一 : 哎呀, 怎么又要进来了?
Ji Shaoyi: Aiya, why are you coming in again?
刚才不是着急出去吗?
Didn't you rush out just now?
年轻人啊, 知道错了吗?
Young man, do you know you're mistaken?
乔殊 : 快开门, 她们真的过来了!
Qiao Shu: Open the door, they're coming!
季少一 : 开门?
Ji Shaoyi: Open the door?
还敢拒绝哥的微信好友请求吗?
Dare to refuse Ge's wechat friend request?
粉丝 : 再找找吧……
Fan: Let’s look again...
乔殊 : 你快点开门! !
Qiao Shu: OPEN THE DOOR!!!
是这边吗?
Is it this way?
季少一 : 再问一遍——
Ji Shaoyi: I’ll ask again——
小帅哥, 加//微信吗?
Little handsome ge, add me on wechat?
粉丝 : 啊啊啊啊啊! ! 哥哥——
Fans: AAAAAHHHH!!! GEGE——
哥哥! !
GEGE!!!!
乔殊 : 加!
Qiao Shu: ADD!
季少一 : 扫一扫?
Ji Shaoyi: Scan it?
粉丝 : 啊……哥哥又进去了……
Fans: Ah…. Gege went in again…..
乔殊 : 哼.
Qiao Shu: [Breathing out]
粉丝: 哥哥你出来好不好? 我们保证乖乖的!
Fan: Gege, will you come out? We promise to be good!
乔殊: 什么奇怪微信名.
Qiao Shu: What a strange wechat name.
季少一 : 改一下备注就行
Ji Shaoyi: Just change the nickname
季少一, 别搞错了啊.
Ji Shaoyi, don’t get it wrong.
那我们再等等吧, 这次别走开了.
Then let's wait, don't go out this time.
乔殊 : 事儿真多……
Qiao Shu: So annoying…..
现在怎么办, 又出不去了.
What do we do now, we can’t get out again.
好, 再等等.
Okay, wait a minute.
季少一 : 坐一会儿, 不着急.
Ji Shaoyi: Let’s sit for a while, don't worry.
季少一 : 你往窗外看什么
Ji Shaoyi: What are you looking at through the window?
难道你还能从二楼跳下去?
Can you still jump off the second floor?
你穿这一身音乐家燕尾服, 我看悬吧?
You’re wearing a musician tuxedo*, right?
*looks like this
乔殊 : 难道我不穿这个
Qiao Shu: If I don’t wear this,
你觉得我就能下得去?
Do you think I can make it?
季少一 : 所以嘛, 坐下聊聊天
Ji Shaoyi: So, sit down and chat
说不定你队友一会儿就来找你了.
Maybe your members will come soon.
乔殊 : 他们来了也帮不了我.
Qiao Shu: They can't help me when they come.
季少一 : 哦? 听你这意思……
Ji Shaoyi: Oh? That’s what you mean….
敢情你们这是塑料兄弟情啊?
Of course, you guys are plastic brothers?
乔殊 : 你什么意思?
Qiao Shu: What do you mean?
季少一 : 没什么
Ji Shaoyi: Nothing
不过据我了解, 你创作能力很强
But as far as I know, you are very creative
综合实力在偶像堆里也算不错了
Your comprehensive strength is not bad among idols
怎么和他们三个组队呢?
Why did you team up with the three of them?
乔殊 : 不然和你吗?
Qiao Shu: Or else I’d be with you ?
季少一 : 也不是不行啊, 考虑考虑?
Ji Shaoyi: It's not bad, try considering it?
我热烈欢迎.
I warmly welcome you.
乔殊 : 呵.
Qiao Shu: Heh*.
*usually when people use “呵” it’s like, laughing in a derogatory manner
季少一 : 别那么死心眼啊
Ji Shaoyi: Don't be so stubborn
你那三个队友我看不太行
I don't think your three members are very good
顾子尧采访都不愿意多说几句
Gu Ziyao didn’t want to say more in the interview
话那么少怎么做队长? 对外的形象不要了?
How do you be a captain with so little words? Does he not have a professional image?
乔殊 : 有话直说挺好的
Qiao Shu: It’s pretty nice to be concise
我们没那么多“背后的故事”要分享.
We don't have many “back stories” to share
季少一 : 是吗? 难道不是全靠林致在找补?
Ji Shaoyi: Is that so? Isn't it all up to Lin Zhi to make amends?
嗯……林致呢
En… Lin Zhi
vocal还行, 跳舞很一般
Vocal is okay, dancing is average
也就oldschool还凑合.
Old school* is just fine
*i think he's referring to old school hip hop
另外一个小朋友唱跳不错, 叫夏予扬是吧?
There's another little friend who's good at singing and dancing, his name is Xia Yuyang, right?
就是人比较容易上头
It's easier for those people to get on stage
这舞台营业风险多大啊!
What a risk!
乔殊 : 哦, 明白了
Qiao Shu: Oh, I got it
说了半天, 你还是想卖保险.
After talking for a long time, you still want to sell insurance.
季少一 : 对我有敌意没关系, 但平心而论
Ji Shaoyi: It's okay to be hostile to me, but in all fairness
难道你觉得他们是完美无缺的好队友?
Do you think they are perfect members?
乔殊 : 不是.
Qiao Shu: No.
季少一 : 你看吧!
Ji Shaoyi: You see!
乔殊 : 我不需要完美队友
Qiao Shu: I don't need perfect members
我需要的是他们三个.
What I need are the three of them.
季少一 : 你——哎, 天真啊……
Ji Shaoyi: You — ai, naive...
说的永远比做的好
What you say is always better than what you do
【楼下】
【Downstairs】
乔殊 : 你们怎么来了?
Qiao Shu: Why are you here?
夏予扬 : 嘘! 我们看你半天不出来
Xia Yuyang: Hush! We didn’t see you come out for a long time
还以为要来捞你, 结果过来一看
I thought I'd come get you, but when I came to look
卫生间门口怎么那么多粉丝!
There were so many fans at the bathroom door!
顾子尧 : 先想办法帮你脱身.
Gu Ziyao: We first tried to find a way to help you out
乔殊 : 孟姐呢?
Qiao Shu: Where's Meng-jie?
林致 : 给她发过微信了
Lin Zhi: I sent her a wechat
可能忙没看到, 拖久了又怕……
Maybe she's busy, but I'm afraid after a long time...
对了, 你一个人吗?
By the way, are you alone?
乔殊 : 是, 我一个人.
Qiao Shu: Yes, I'm alone
季少一 : 行, 大阴阳家, 我不是人.
Ji Shaoyi: Okay, I'm not human
期待你们的队友情
Looking forward to your team friendship
夏予扬 : 不如这样, 哥
Xia Yuyang: How about this, Ge
你爬出来, 顺着这根水管下来.
You climb out and down this pipe.
我们在下面接着你, 怎么样?
How about we follow you down there?
林致 : 不行, 太危险了!
Lin Zhi: No, it's too dangerous!
又不是拍戏有威亚, 这好歹是二楼呢.
It's not that there is Via for filming, this is the second floor anyway.
顾子尧 : 一般人臂力估计也不行.
Gu Ziyao: The arm strength of ordinary people is also not good.
乔殊 : 同意. 下得去我早下去了.
Qiao Shu: I agree, but if I could I wouldn’t done it earlier
还有什么办法?
What else can I do?
夏予扬 : 那……我们叠罗汉吧?
Xia Yuyang: Then…... Let's do it over and over, right?
顾子尧 : 反对.
Gu Ziyao: No.
林致 : 我也觉得不太行
Lin Zhi: I don't think so
说不定我们还有危险, 怎么护着小乔.
Maybe we are still in danger, how can we protect Xiao-Qiao.
嗯……不如去找个梯子?
Hmm...Why don't you find a ladder?
夏予扬 : 反对! 去哪儿找梯子啊
Xia Yuyang: No! Where would you find a ladder
等找来天都黑了.
It will be dark when we find it
顾子尧 : 反对无效
Gu Ziyao: The objection is invalid
夏予扬 : 队长! ! 你怎么又针对我!
Xia Yuyang: Captain! Why are you aiming at me again!
顾子尧 : 对事不对人.
Gu Ziyao: right things, not people
夏予扬 : 我信了你的邪!
Xia Yuyang: I believe you’re evil!
同样的事, 为什么林哥说你就不反对!
Lin-Ge said the same thing, why didn't you object!
林致 : 呃, 那个小乔好像……
Lin Zhi: Er, it seems that Xiao Qiao….
顾子尧 : 因为他靠谱.
Gu Ziyao: Because he is reliable
夏予扬 : 我不靠谱吗?
Xia Yuyang: Am I unreliable?
你扪心自问一下, 我哪里不靠谱了?
Ask yourself, what's wrong with me (xyy)?
你每次交代我做的事, 我都做得很好啊!
Every time you tell me to do something, I do it very well!
但你每次都对我特别严格
But you are very strict with me every time
总是说我, 还经常带头欺负我
You always scold me and often take the lead in bullying me
哪有你这样的队长啊?
How can there be a captain like you?
顾子尧 : 没带头欺负你.
Gu Ziyao: I didn't take the lead in bullying you
夏予扬 : 怎么没有, 上次你……
Xia Yuyang: Why not? Last time you….
林致 : 怎么又开始斗嘴了?
Lin Zhi: Why are you fighting again?
停停停, 不可以吵架啊.
Stop, stop, don't fight
顾子尧 : 反正这个办法不行.
Gu Ziyao: Anyway, this method won't work.
夏予扬 : 投票! 我申请内部投票决定!
Xia Yuyang: Vote! I call for an internal voting decision!
难道你就很自信林哥一定和你站一边吗?
Are you confident that Lin-Ge will stand by you?
万一他其实很支持我呢? 我……
What if he actually supports me? I...
乔殊 : 喂.
Qiao Shu: Hello.
夏予扬 : 哎你别拍我, 等一下
Xia Yuyang: Hey, don't shoot me, wait a minute
我和队长还没说完!
I'm not finished with the captain!
乔殊 : 喂……我下来了.
Qiao Shu: Hello…. I came down
夏予扬 : 我都说了等……啊? ?
Xia Yuyang: I said wait...Huh?
小乔哥? 你什么时候下来的! ?
Xiao Qiao-ge? When did you come down?
乔殊 : 刚才.
Qiao Shu: Just now.
林致 : 你怎么下来的, 粉丝都走了吗?
Lin Zhi: Why did you get down, have all the fans gone?
乔殊 : 算是吧, 有个奇奇怪怪的人
Qiao Shu: Well, there is a strange person
叫人来把粉丝都劝走了.
Who called someone to persuade the fans away.
夏予扬 : 啊? 奇怪的人?
Xia Yuyang: Ah? Strange person?
天降神兵做好事都不留名的那种吗?
Is it the kind that heaven sent soldiers to do good deeds without leaving a name?
那不是很好, 我们就不用想办法上去救你啦!
That's not very good. We didn't find a way to save you!
乔殊 : 这辈子能等到你来救我吗?
Qiao Shu: Can I wait for you to save me in my life?
等你来, 我胎都投两回了.
When you come, I've had two fetuses waiting for you.
夏予扬 : 瞎说什么呢哥!
Xia Yuyang: What nonsense Qiao-ge!
你这辈子肯定是平安幸福健康美满
You must be safe, happy and healthy in your life
用不着我们救你! 嘿嘿嘿……
No need for us to save you! Hehehe...
林致 : 就你嘴最甜!
Lin Zhi: You’re only good at sweet talking
顾子尧 : 人没事就好, 走吧.
Gu Ziyao: It's fine if people are alright, let's go.
夏予扬 : 走吧!
Xia Yuyang: Let's go!
乔殊 : 嗯.
Qiao Shu: Yes.
乔殊 : 嗯?
Qiao Shu: Huh?
又是他?
Is it him again?
季少一【微信】 : 我最后问一遍, 你真的不知道我是谁?
Ji Shaoyi 【WeChat】: I’ll ask one last time, you really don't know who I am?
善用百度很难吗! ? 你就没点好奇心吗?
Is it difficult to make good use of Baidu?! Are you not curious?
乔殊【微信】 : 不好奇, 不闲聊, 再发删好友.
Qiao Shu 【WeChat】: I’m not curious, I don't want to chat, and I will delete your contact
【夏予扬】BOOM!
【林致】BOOM!
【顾子尧】BOOM!
【乔殊】BOOM!
季少一【微信】 : 好啊, 那你等着吧.
Ji Shaoyi 【WeChat】: OK, then you can wait.
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