The Demon Ed Knew

As the recording of our great exploits have recently fallen behind, I, King Radical, have taken it upon myself to continue this chronicling as was foretold in prophecy. I'll have to work backwards to see if I can get back to I-80, as King Radical has a habit of not looking backwards in case there's an explosion there.

I'll start off from our most recent episode in our "home" of Junkyard. We got back here after wrapping up some business for Edwin's templar pals (gotta say, it was totally lame to see Ed kneel to ANYONE), but before we could settle back in at the hideout, we were pulled into a town meeting with the big cheeses. Turns out not one day after we returned there'd been a string of murders with maximum violence, and due to our prestigious standing in the town we got asked to flex on this evildoer.

All three murders were similar stuff: some religious type gets into a fight with a friend or loved one, they black out, and wake up covered in blood with a very dead victim (totally metal). Nobody saw anything, they were all done within an hour or two of each other, and the way these dudes died was EXTREME. Every one was skinned, with their eyeballs cut out, and both the skin and the eyes were gone. The only clues we saw were the whole religious thing, and that each time the killer and the victim were in some sort of fight beforehand.

So, despite the fact that I totally solved these murders right when we got there (the guy whole killed him is the killer, duh!), we retraced our steps and looked more at when the killings happened. We noticed all the murders happened right after we rolled in, so Wade and Edwin figured it must've been something we brought back with us from Boise. Lo and be-holy, Ed's templar master was packin' a demon possession, and would've righteously killed us if Darwin and Wade hadn't been there to go all exorcist on his ass. We saved Ed's buddy, even though Devlin shot him a couple times (serves him right for bringin' a demon to our base); the guy rewarded us, and I think that demon is trapped in Ed's ring or something now. All in all, not a bad day, I totally solved some murders and we slayed a demon. Still think Boise sucks.

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