In Defense of Boise

So out of nowhere, Edwin actually got a call from his bros at templar city or whatever in Boise, and Ed just drops everything and says he's headed off! So, not to be total chodes, the rest of us packed up and headed out with him.

We get to Boise and the place is getting waylaid by terminators and tanks and shit. While also being totally sweet, it was pretty obvious that those Combine guys were launching an assault on Templar Town. Lucky for them we came in like the cavalry and broke the robots' command post, when we did a ton of bots just shut down, then the rest headed back for Combine land. Wade managed to find some nerd stuff that he says can make the robots explode, but I think our fists work just fine.

After wrecking some tin cans we met up with the templars, and Edwin straight up KNEELS for one of 'em! I totally didn't kneel, 'cause people kneel to King Radical, not the other way around. Anyway, this guy Ed kneels to is his master or boss or something, and he thanked us for saving his turf. This guy, think he said his name was Simon, told us he needed transport for his templars to get back to Junkyard. We loaded up as many church boys as we could into the tank, the rest brought this lame pope-mobile with 'em, and all of us made for Junkyard.