I Was Hoping That This Would Be Longest Title For A Short Story That Has Ever Been Written, But I'm Not Absolutely Sure That This Is The Longest Title For A Short Story That Has Ever Been Written, So I Will Have To Get Back To You

This story is so hideous, so repulsive, so revolting, so obnoxious, so nauseating, so unimaginative, and so obvious, that I’m not going to write it.

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