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GLADYS GUDGEON:
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Lockhart
Looking forgetful and blank
Every guy here'd love to be you, Lockhart
They’re all in awe of your swank
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Lockhart
No one's quick as Lockhart
No one's hair's as incredibly thick as Lockhart
For there's no man more girls want to marry
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Ron, Dean, or Harry
And they'll tell you the hero they can always count on
No one's been like Lockhart
A kingpin like Lockhart
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Lockhart
GILDEROY LOCKHART:
As a specimen, yes, I'm exhilarating
GLADYS GUDGEON:
My, what a guy, that Lockhart
Give five "huzzahs!"
Give twelve "hurrays!"
Lockhart is the best
And deserves all the praise
No one writes like Lockhart
Gets highlights like Lockhart
No one’s smile shows his pearly whites like Lockhart
For he’s beloved by Witch Weekly
GILDEROY LOCKHART:
As you see I've charisma to spare
GLADYS GUDGEON:
Not a move of his ever done meekly
GILDEROY LOCKHART:
That's right! And ev'ry last follicle’s curled in my hair
GLADYS GUDGEON:
No one jests like Lockhart
Goes on quests like Lockhart
Has published a Guide to Household Pests like Lockhart
GILDEROY LOCKHART:
I'm especially good at exterminating -- Aha!
GLADYS GUDGEON:
Ten points for Lockhart!
GILDEROY LOCKHART:
When I was a lad, I wanted world peace
I strove towards it with no fatigue
And now that I’ve seen how evil won’t cease
So I'm in the Dark Force Defense League
GLADYS GUDGEON:
No one shines like Lockhart
Gets Valentines like Lockhart
Uses cursive whenever he signs like Lockhart
GILDEROY LOCKHART:
I just can’t bear to leave my fanmail waiting
GLADYS GUDGEON:
Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who's the hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans, who is gorgeous and smart?
There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
And his name's L-O-C-K--
L-O-C-K-H--
L-O-C-K-A-ey!
Lockhart!