Firebolt

Did you ever lose

Many a Quidditch game

Drifting through the wind

Broom failed you again?

Did you ever feel

Your handle is too thin

You have a sucky broom

And that’s why you don’t win

Did you try to save

On a broom that’s cheap?

Bought yourself a Comet,

Or maybe a nice Cleansweep?

I bet you think that

Any broom will do?

Is Nimbus the one for you?

The players take to the sky

And just watch me fly!

I will own the night

Going at the speed of light

‘Cause I’m riding on a Firebolt

Gonna show you what I’m worth

You can yell, “Go! Go! Go!”

But your broom is still too slow-ow-ow

‘Cause I’m riding on a Firebolt

The broom athletes use the most

You can cry, “Damn! Damn! Damn!”

When you see the Snitch in my hand-and-and

Your broomstick is just a waste of space

Go get rid it, it needs to be replaced.

A hundred galleons is a worthwhile cost

Riding a Firebolt, there’s not a game I’ve lost

I love feeling the wind

Whipping through my hair.

Don’t care if you shout that “Quidditch is just so unfair!”

Everyone can see

I’ll score a victory

Just hear them cheer for me

The players take to the sky

And just watch me fly!

I will own the night

Going at the speed of light

‘Cause I’m riding on a Firebolt

Gonna show you what I’m worth

You can yell, “Go! Go! Go!”

But your broom is still too slow-ow-ow

‘Cause I’m riding on a Firebolt

The broom athletes use the most

You can cry, “Damn! Damn! Damn!”

When you see the Snitch in my hand-and-and

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

I’m riding the fastest broom-broom-broom!

Your broom’s just a cleaning too-oo-ool

You must feel like such a foo-oo-ool

‘Cause I’m riding on a Firebolt

Gonna show you what I’m worth

You can yell, “Go! Go! Go!”

But your broom is still too slow-ow-ow

‘Cause I’m riding on a Firebolt

The broom athletes use the most

You can cry, “Damn! Damn! Damn!”

When you see the Snitch in my hand-and-and

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

I’m riding the fastest broom-broom-broom!

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

I’m riding the fastest broom-broom-broom!