Human Hosepipe

Oh, how about we have one more row, yeah?

I’ve enough to cope with, oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I am so angry with you,

And your sneak of a friend, too.

You’re trying to apologize,

Then I tell you not to cry,

Since that’s all that you do.

Don't tell me she’s lovely 'cause she’s not

It’s all Marietta’s fault we all got caught

But you put on quite a show,

You just kept on crying.

Why’d you have to go

Bring up Cedric dying?

You just kept on acting

Like a human hosepipe,

So we’re over now.

Go on and have a cow.

You and your jealousy

Do you really think

I love Hermione?

Talking ‘bout

Her mom works at the Ministry,

Do you expect me to agree

After what Umbridge did to me?

Don't tell me she’s lovely 'cause she’s not

It’s all Marietta’s fault we all got caught

But you put on quite a show,

You just kept on crying.

Why’d you have to go

Bring up Cedric dying?

You just kept on acting

Like a human hosepipe,

So we’re over now.

Go on and have a cow.

Oh, and the fiasco

Of our relationship,

It will make me angry,

Too mad to be

In Occlumency.

Snape will kill me, oh…

How about we have one more row?

I’ve enough to cope with.

But you put on quite a show,

You just kept on crying.

Why’d you have to go

Bring up Cedric dying?

You just kept on acting

Like a human hosepipe,

So we’re over now.

Go on and have a cow,

‘Cause we’re over now.