HP Poetry/Songs

Here are some original poems and songs I wrote back in high school; I used to be really into poetry back then.

• • Hogwarts Teachers Are Hot - A song I wrote for one of my favorite wizard rock bands, Swish and Flick, who sing from the perspective of a very randy Astoria Greengrass. The title is self-explanatory - a seventh-year has the hots for all her male professors. Written 2010.
    

  • I Need a Raise - A song I wrote for the wizard rock band Madam Pince and the Librarians, who sing from the perspective of a very irate Madam Pince. This song is about begging Dumbledore for a raise, and enumerating the terrible things she puts up with. Written 2010.
    

  • The History of Slytherin's Locket - When I was fifteen, I won a poetry contest at the local library with this 23-stanza epic detailing the history of Slytherin's Locket. I have preserved it in its original form. Written 2007.