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Well, I met a monster, and it would make me faint.
It showed me all my trauma, that is my biggest complaint.
Whoa, creatures I did not know.
Now, there's a good Professor who's offered to convey
A spell to repel dementors every day.
Hey, hey, it’s how I make them get away.
One, two, three, they’re trying to Kiss me
With their rattling breath and hands all scabby.
One, two, three, they’re trying to Kiss me.
They always want a soul, but they know I’m not guilty.
E-ex-pect-o-o-o Patronum!
Dementors? We will pwn ‘em
To repel them
And make them go.
E-ex-pect-o
I had three dementors showing up to a match.
Sent off my Patronus, and the Snitch I did catch.
My, my, I continued to fly.
Sirius is under attack,
So with a Time Turner, I summon a stag.
No snag – it throws the monsters back
One, two, three, they’re trying to Kiss me
With their rattling breath and hands all scabby.
One, two, three, they’re trying to Kiss me.
They always want a soul, but they know I’m not guilty.
E-ex-pect-o-o-o Patronum!
Dementors? We will pwn ‘em
To repel them
And make them go.
Cast E-ex-pect-o-o-o Patronum!
Dementors? We will pwn ‘em
To repel them
And make them go.
E-ex-pect-o
One, two, three, they’re trying to Kiss me
When the hood comes off, and it looks so creepy.
One, two, three, they’re trying to Kiss me.
They always want a soul, but they know I’m not guilty.
Cast E-ex-pect-o-o-o Patronum!
Dementors? We will pwn ‘em
To repel them
And make them go.
E-ex-pect-o-o-o Patronum!
Dementors? We will pwn ‘em
To repel them
And make them go.
E-ex-pect-o