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Hogwarts teachers are hot
There can be no doubt
They’re mad good-looking
Y’know what I’m talking about
Snape’s swooshing like a bat all over the place
He’s handsome if you don’t look at his face
He’s menacing, vindictive, cruel, and bad
And just so sexy when he gets mad
Quirrell has Voldemort in the back of his head
But I still want to get in his bed
A guy wearing a turban is just so hot
Who cares if his soul is his own or not?
Even Professor Flitwick is super-cute
I want private lessons to “study for my NEWT”
And one of these nights, I’m gonna pounce
He may be short, but not where it counts!
Hogwarts teachers are hot
There can be no doubt
They’re mad good-looking
Y’know what I’m talking about
Gilderoy Lockhart has gorgeous hair
Even if there’s no brain under there
Five time winner of most charming smile
I’d like to just gaze at him for a while
Firenze is mysterious, his classroom is dim
But I would rather like to burn herbs with him
My most important question is, of course,
Whether or not he’s hung like a horse
Lupin is tortured, but so damn fine
If he’s anyone’s werewolf, he should be mine
I’m a hot seventh year, and I’m on the prowl
For a rugged professor who’ll make me howl
Hogwarts teachers are hot
There can be no doubt
They’re mad good-looking
Y’know what I’m talking about
For Snape I’ll mix a perfect potion
Just to show him my devotion
For Quirrell I’ll fight off a vampire
Just to show him my desire
For Flitwick I’ll perform a charm
To show him I mean no harm
For Lockhart I’ll read his book
And give him a flirtatious look
For Firenze I’ll gaze into a crystal ball
To show I want him, hooves and all
For Lupin I’ll find a boggart to fight
Just to be with him the entire night
Hogwarts teachers are hot
There can be no doubt
They’re mad good-looking
Y’know what I’m talking about
So to all you hot professors, I do beseech
Let’s have private lessons, there’s so much you could teach
And I am so very eager to learn
And show you some things of my own, in turn
It really shouldn’t be a surprise
That I want all these older guys
Potions, Charms, Divination, Defense Against Dark Arts
Those classes are so much fun here at Hogwarts