Under My Name

Nice to meet you.
As I've written,
I have done some incredible things.
Magic by people ugly as sin.
Saw her there and I thought,
"Oh, my God, look at that face
That on a book is a mistake!”
Mem'ry Charms, save the day. Ay.

I won Most Charming Smile
Five times in Witch Weekly magazine.
Aquamarine - that's my style!
And I know you heard about me.
So hey, tell your friends
To focus on my new fashion trends.
Won’t say sorry or make amends,
I just give the readers what they want in the end.

So I silence them forever,
Or it's gonna go down in flames.
Once they tell me, then it's over, mmm.
Take the stories from their brain.
Gotta wipe clear their memories,
It might leave them insane.
'Cause they would not sell any books,
And I love the fame!

‘Cause you're young, and you're reckless,
You drove a flying car.
Better take deeds of the feckless, mmm,
Avoid the nasty scar.
Gotta wipe clear their memories,
It might leave them insane.
But it goes in my book, Harry,
And under my name.

Cherry lips, piercing eyes,
It’s not enough to smile and preen.
Stolen stories, little lies,
All my crimes, they must remain unseen!
Find out what folks want,
Meet the heroes for a month,
Wait, the best is yet to come, oh, whoa…

Making certain the text conforms
To what they did. I gotta learn
When a werewolf transforms,
How that warlock saved the day.
Oh my God, he’s so ugly.
Compared to Magical Me.
So I’ll enact this clever scheme,
'Cause women, they need someone about whom to daydream.

So I silence them forever,
Or it's gonna go down in flames.
Once they tell me, then it's over, mmm.
Take the stories from their brain.
Gotta wipe clear their memories,
It might leave them insane.
'Cause they would not sell any books,
And I love the fame!

‘Cause you're young, and you're reckless,
You drove a flying car.
Better take deeds of the feckless, mmm,
Avoid the nasty scar.
Gotta wipe clear their memories,
It might leave them insane.
But it goes in my book, Harry,
And under my name.

Folks only want books with my allure
With winning smile, and gorgeous coiffure.
Folks only want books with my allure

With winning smile, and gorgeous coiffure!

So I silence them forever,
Or it's gonna go down in flames.
Once they tell me, then it's over, mmm.
Take the stories from their brain.
Gotta wipe clear their memories,
It might leave them insane.
'Cause they would not sell any books,
And I love the fame!

‘Cause you're young, and you're reckless,
You drove a flying car.
Better take deeds of the feckless, mmm,
Avoid the nasty scar.
Gotta wipe clear their memories,
It might leave them insane.
But it goes in my book, Harry,
And under my name.