Latest writing:
This here is no problem!
You got a House to pick!
We'll get you Sorted
Quicker than a "swish and flick."
I normally chat your ear off
While everyone here can watch,
Now isn't that nice? Heed my advice!
Listen up, wi-yotch!
One house
Thinks they're hot
Buying stuff you cannot.
One house
Yells "en garde!"
By fear are never marred.
One house,
Filled to brim,
Accepted her, accepted him.
One house,
Wisdom goes,
Learns the spells no one knows.
'Course if you have flair,
Break rules if you dare,
Of your ambition you are sure…
Whoa!
But Slytherins are creeps,
It is not that deep,
Who cares if your blood is pure?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Honey what you waiting for?
You belong in Gryffindor!
You just have to prove you're not a wussy anymore
And join the house of Gryffindor.
Do some daring feat!
When to study? Why not cheat!
Yay for
Gryffindor,
Just hear the lion roar!
Patience and hard work,
Just don’t be a big jerk.
If you want things fair,
It’s the Puffs who also care.
'Course if you have wit,
Knowledge to transmit,
Love to crack open a book…
Whoa!
Respect the written word,
Accept you are a nerd,
Give the blue and bronze a look!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Honey what you waiting for?
You belong in Ravenclaw!
You just have to prove you're not a dumbass anymore
And join the house of Ravenclaw.
You can roar with lions,
A member of their pride.
You can hiss with snakes,
Hold ambition inside.
You can fly with eagles,
If you wish to learn.
Or just a badger,
See what hard work can earn!
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Honey I have heard enough -
Shut up, kiddo! -
You belong in Hufflepuff
Whoaaaaaaaaa!
Time for you to prove you're not an asshole anymore
And join the house of Hufflepuff
House of Hufflepuff, Hufflepuff, house of Hufflepuff.
Hufflepuff, house of Hufflepuff, house of Hufflepuff!