Broadway Filks

9 to 5: The Musical

• • Beauxbatons Barbie  Based on "Backwoods Barbie."  Character: Fleur Delacour.  Time: Mid-Goblet of Fire.  Scene: Fleur trying to tell everyone they shouldn't write her off just yet, because she can still compete in the Triwizard Tournament.  First filk I ever wrote.

Chess

• • Nobody's Side  Based on "Nobody's Side."  Character: Snape.  Time: Half-Blood Prince.  Scene: Snape lamenting how difficult it is to live as a double agent, and explains that his loyalty is only to Lily's memory, not to either Dumbledore or Voldemort.

Jekyll & Hyde

• • Eyes  Based on "In His Eyes."  Character: Snape.  Time: Sorcerer's Stone.  Scene: Snape seeing Harry for the first time, seeing Lily's eyes but believing he'll end up like James, until realizing that Harry is all Snape has to live for. [Performed by Priori Incantatem, 2019.]

Legally Blonde the Musical

• • So Much Better  Based on "So Much Better."  Character: Luna.  Time: Mid-Order of the Phoenix.  Scene: Luna is ecstatic after having joined the DA, talks about how happy she is that she signed her name on that list, and how she'll now have friends.

Next to Normal

• • Dumbledore, You Don't Know!  Based on "You Don't Know."  Character: Harry.  Time: End of Order of the Phoenix.  Scene: Harry raging at Dumbledore after the battle in the Department of Mysteries.

  • Boy Who Lived and Ron  Based on "Superboy and the Invisible Girl."  Character: Ron (and Hermione).  Time: Mid-Deathly Hallows.  Scene: Ron whining about being jealous of Harry, trying to convince Hermione to leave Harry with him.

Phantom of the Opera

• • The Dark Lord Is Here!  Based on "Phantom of the Opera."  Character: Quirrell and Voldemort.  Time: Sorcerer's Stone.  Scene: Voldemort is instructing Quirrell what to do, and then punishing him as Quirrell keeps failing to steal the Sorcerer's Stone. [Performed by Priori Incantatem and Laura at an NYOP Karaoke meetup, 2024.]

Shrek the Musical

• • Ron's Hissy Fit  Based on "I Know It's Today."  Character: Ron.  Time: Mid-Deathly Hallows.  Scene: Ron complaining about anything and everything throughout DH, somewhat meta.

  • Who Lupin Could Be  Based on "Who I'd Be."  Character: Lupin (and Harry).  Time: End of Prisoner of Azkaban.  Scene: Lupin is leaving Hogwarts after resigning at the end of PoA, talks about what he'd like to do with his life if not for the werewolf bite.  In my opinion, my very best filk.

Spamalot

• • Tonks's Part  Based on "Whatever Happened to My Part?"  Character: Tonks.  Time: Mid-Half-Blood Prince.  Scene: Tonks (in meta) complaining about suddenly being lame in HBP. [Performed by Priori Incantatem, 2019.]

  • A Scene Like This  Based on "The Song That Goes Like This."  Meta-wrock.  Time: End of Deathly Hallows.  Scene: Reader lamenting the lack of a usual Harry/Dumbledore exposition scene, then enjoying "King's Cross." [Performed by Priori Incantatem, 2019.]