Hey Dark Wizard

Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

“Get away from him!”
All of my friends said, “Get away from him!”
They told me, “Oh, no, no, no…
That is not the way to go.  

Stay away!”

You’re too wicked,
And way too evil, you were barely acquitted!
You’ll lead me straight into sin,
The kind of trouble that I’ll get in!

Yet now I say…

Hey, dark wizard
You sound like a lizard

Speakin’ Parseltongue, Parseltongue,
The way you’re makin’ me feel young
Hey, dark wizard
I see you delivered 

Lots and lots of fun tonight

Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

Gaunt and pale.
I don’t mind you having eyes just like a snake’s.
Though your skin may have some scale,
And though you are gaunt and pale, I’m so inclined!

I'm so obsessed!
In the bedroom, my dark wizard proves to be the best.
I have always said,

It don’t matter what he looks like
When that wizard’s got what it takes

To blow your mind.

Hey, dark wizard
You sound like a lizard

Speakin’ Parseltongue, Parseltongue,
The way you’re makin’ me feel young
Hey, dark wizard
I see you delivered 

Lots and lots of fun tonight

My mama has said, “Beware!
You best forget this whole affair! You’ll see!
This awful, awful pair
Will end with nothing but despair!”

You see, that damn wizard may be no good,
But his magic wand ain’t made of wood!
I don’t want what I should.
His wand’s doggone good!

Hey, dark wizard
You sound like a lizard

Speakin’ Parseltongue, Parseltongue,
The way you’re makin’ me feel young
Hey, dark wizard
I see you delivered 

Lots and lots of fun tonight

Hey, dark wizard
Hell yeah, you delivered

Lots and lots of fun tonight

Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Dark wizard!

Hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Dark wizard!