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What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Book Six
And yet to see Metamorphmagus tricks.
I've been moping for far too long.
Without pink hair I feel so wrong.
This is one unhappy Auror
There are no cool scenes for ‘er.
No one to duel with all my heart.
What ever happened to my part?
I had such a cool career
Always fighting without fear
Up to here, with frustration at my tears.
I asked Remus on a date,
But he won’t reciprocate,
I won’t get over this for years!
What ever happened to pink hair?
Without it, I shouldn’t be there.
I'm with a bunch of British brats,
Prancing 'round in pointy hats.
I might as well go to the pub
Drown my sorrow at Lupin’s snub
I morosely guard the school
Doing nothing fun or cool
It seems to me I've really lost the plot
What ever happened to my —
I'll call Jo Rowling, dammit!
What ever happened to my,
Not Mad-Eye’s, not Kingsley’s,
But my part!