September 29 - October 3, 2014

Monday, September 29

Look at that bright yellow ray of Monday morning hope wrapped around my neck. Apparently hand made all the way in China, I'll have you know.

 

 

Tuesday, September 30

This tie absolutely screams Easter candy. "Yes, and it matches your personality," I'm told. Maybe.

 

 

Wednesday, October 1

October begins with a very respectable look highlighted by a classic paisley tie which was praised for its "cinnamon background." I call this scene: "The Contemporary Bureaucrat."

 

 

Thursday, October 2

My boss has a law degree; I said I wore this tie in celebration of him. Upon closer inspection, he observed, "Oh, that tie is awful. Who would make that?"

 

 

Friday, October 3

Proof positive that polyester can still produce an outstanding tie.