July 9 - July 13, 2018

Monday, July 9

Certainly a nice, formal blue necktie liable to begin an efficient, if unspectacular work week.

Tuesday, July 10

I say plain. Dull. Listless and lifeless. But, this necktie was also praised, this morning, as fashionable and professional. So there is that.

Wednesday, July 11

Hmm.. don't look to closely at his necktie. Ratty. A bit wrinkled. I'm not sure week #303 has been a particularly impressive week of neckwear thus far. Comb your damn hair, son!

Thursday, July 12

This necktie proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I am an accomplished fisherman. Rainbow trout?

Friday, July 13

It's over. I win. I've got the Flintstones on my necktie. I should retire. That is two magnificent ties in a row.Â