January 12 - January 16, 2015
Monday, January 12
The parakeets on my handsome new tie appreciate our government's questionable two-hour delay. But if we're wimps let's not be be half-assed about it; cancel the whole day!
Tuesday, January 13
Look at this grape-infused tie. I ought be sipping Merlot (yeah, I just Googled "types of red wine") in a Paris cafe.
Wednesday, January 14
Up at 6 because drinks at a Ballston bar followed by Chipotle sent me to bed too early last night.
Thursday, January 15
Utterly Thursday.
Friday, January 16
I find beauty in the fact that I don't know if this Uno's tie came from when I waited tables at Uno Chicago Grill in Manhattan, Queens, or Georgetown.