January 22 - January 26, 2018
Monday, January 22
Polka dots on a field of vibrant blue to mark the beginning of the government shutdown.
Tuesday, January 23
In lieu of the swiftly ended federal shutdown, I present a rainbow of fleur de lys splashed neatly across my necktie.
Wednesday, January 24
A comforting pieces of paisley adorn my soft, cottony (?) necktie to recognize this weekly hump day. I will ignore the hater behind me.
Thursday, January 25
There's definitely something artistic about my look today. Many tiny framed paintings adorn my necktie.
Friday, January 26
There is something somehow defeated and deflated about my Friday necktie. To be sure, it looks just dandy, but its aura remains one of dismay.