October 31 - November 4, 2016
Monday, October 31
My scary tie with bats, a witch, and jack o lanterns protest the inexplicable scheduling error that Halloween is not a federal holiday.
Tuesday, November 1
This tie absolutely belongs around Mike Brady's neck.
Wednesday, November 2
I didn't go to work. I am comfortable with this.
Thursday, November 3
It's "classy." In a word, this tie is classy, and I feel good. Let's offer "sophisticated," as well. A burgundy example and sample of formal bliss.
Friday, November 4
Today I advertise my support for the timeless classic of youth that is Lite-Brite.