October 31 - November 4, 2016

Monday, October 31

My scary tie with bats, a witch, and jack o lanterns protest the inexplicable scheduling error that Halloween is not a federal holiday.

Tuesday, November 1

This tie absolutely belongs around Mike Brady's neck.

Wednesday, November 2

I didn't go to work. I am comfortable with this.

Thursday, November 3

It's "classy." In a word, this tie is classy, and I feel good. Let's offer "sophisticated," as well. A burgundy example and sample of formal bliss.

Friday, November 4

Today I advertise my support for the timeless classic of youth that is Lite-Brite.