March 27 - March 31, 2017
Monday, March 27
Solid darkness; yet upon closer inspection, an interminable pattern emerges. 100% polyester. How fitting. Comb the hair, son.
Tuesday, March 28
Very light and flimsy and "100% Tex Acetate." My lovely red tie sounds so scientific.
Wednesday, March 29
I did not work. I did not do a lot. And I'd not do it again.
Thursday, March 30
This tie was made in China. Bought in China. And given to me in America, by a ruthless capitalist business student who went to China on her first step towards world domination. And, look at the pandas!
Friday, March 31
This necktie is a breath of fresh air. Its nearly citric brand of purple embraces and endorses the Friday dynamic.