November 21 - November 25, 2016
Monday, November 21
My beautiful purple and gold medal necktie has a sticker on the back that says "extra long." I remain 5'11", but wear it nonetheless.
Tuesday, November 22
This tie totally reminds me of camouflage. Maybe it shouldn't, but it does.
Wednesday, November 23
It's swooshy. Shiny and swooshy and I declare it to be a fine follow up for yesterday's.
Thursday, November 24
Thanksgiving. Federal holiday.
Friday, November 25
I didn't shave; I didn't wear my contacts; I did wear some masterfully clashing clothes highlighted by this thick, nylon slice of alloy orange around my neck.