April 24 - April 28, 2017

Monday, April 24

I swear this necktie somehow melds the 1970s with science fiction. The colors. Shapes. 

Tuesday, April 25

Today our hero boasts a medley of greens and blues, from the necktie to the shirt and pants.

Wednesday, April 26

Classic. Distinguished. I love that it is "100% Imported Polyester." Mere polyester, sure, but imported polyester.

Thursday, April 27

Earthy. Very plain. I don't intend "plain" as a pejorative; it just is. As plain as my week. OK, I meant it that time.

Friday, April 28

It was not until I had put on my patriotic shirt and ultra-American necktie that I realized July 4 is two months away; today is April 28.