April 17 - April 21, 2017
Monday, April 17
This tie is 100% polyester, but its flowers make me feel pretty. Call it even.
Tuesday, April 18
Pizzazz. This is a necktie crammed with eye-catching pizzazz. Not many words have four Zs.
Wenesday, April 19
My soft Hump Day necktie is riddled with French horns. The plural for "French horn" should be "French hy." No. Just "Fry."
Thursday, April 20
Bugs Bunny is on my tie. Looney Tunes FTW.
Friday, April 21
I don't know why this is happening, but I love that some kind of servant boy is balancing a stack of china cups and coasters over his head on my very own necktie. Not to mention the orange. Outstanding.