February 13 - February 17, 2017

Monday, February 13

My Monday necktie is sleek, it's modern, I'll go so far as to say "crystalline," and that's without even knowing exactly what the word means.

Tuesday, February 14

On this Valentine's Day I maintain a square, thin rainbow of sorts lining my chest. Dark. But comb your damn hair. 

(Update: due to counting error, it turns out this shitty tie was actually #1000, and not #999)

Wednesday, February 15

I see splashy colors reminiscent of a peacock. On a mighty big day. Daily Tie #1000! 

(Update: oops, this was #1001, not #1000)

Thusday, February 16

A clever Christian Dior necktie to begin the march for the next thousand. Maybe. This one is dotted with cartoon eyeballs. Maybe.

Friday, February 17

So plain. But soft. Is this conservative necktie made of wool?