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Insights to a man in greater need of a hobby than anybody in the world.
10/7/19--Due to sudden popular demand, I created an Instagram. I now post daily to my Instagram, rather than this website:
With my viral Internet fame, I now consider myself, basically, a Kardashian.
As such, and in spirit of desperately trying to extend my newfound 15 minutes of being Internet Famous, I anticipate releasing a sex tape shortly.*
I live an unexamined life. Unexamined, possibly, because it is a pretty damn uneventful existence I lead. But all that changed on Monday, September 24, 2012. For on this fateful day, my new birthdate, I decided to wear a different tie to work, every day. Forever. Armed with a new purpose, this substantial and meaningful passion, the most important mission I have ever known, I now rest comfortably, secure that my life has initiated a change for the dramatically better. And I am so happy you are here, joining me on my journey as I explore this brave and crazy new world.
I have more neckties in my office than you do.
Daily Tie Count, as of 10/4/19:
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2012
Daily Ties #1401-1500 (April 30, 2019-November 26, 2018):
Daily Ties #1301-1400 (November 21, 2018-June 18, 2018):
Daily Ties #1201-1300 (January 8, 2018-June 15, 2018):
Daily Ties #1101-1200 (August 3, 2017-January 8, 2018):
Daily Ties #1001-1100 (February 15, 2017-August 2, 2017):
Daily Ties #901-1000 (September 9, 2016-February 14, 2017):
Daily Ties #801-900 (April 4-September 8, 2016):
Daily Ties #701-800 (October 22, 2015-April 1, 2016):
Daily Ties #601-700 (May 19-October 22, 2015):
Daily Ties #501-600 (December 2, 2014-May 18, 2015):
Daily Ties #401-500 ( June 26-November 26, 2014):
Daily Ties #301-400 (January 9-June 24, 2014 ):
Daily Ties #201-300 (July 25, 2013-January 9, 2014 ):
Daily Ties #101-200 (February 25-July 24, 2013):
Daily Ties #1-100 (September 24, 2012-February 22, 2013):
*seems unlikely
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