Giant Strawberrys

Giant Strawberries (ready for death)

For as long as the Great Wood has been growing there have been forest gnomes living in its shelter. Everyone in Greth's family has been a bard, his parents are bards, his sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles and cousins are bards. His grandparents were bards too, until they were eaten by a dire badger in a prank that went bad. The illusion that made them look like giant strawberries was good, they even smelled like strawberries, too bad no one told the badger it was an illusion.

Greth was always too serious for the rest of the family and was the target of thousands of pranks growing up. The only one who was ever serious with him was his grandfather and when he was eaten on his 425th birthday Greth had enough and left the village. He wandered the wilderness for a few years, then later traveled with a group of elves for a while, but they tired of the brooding, melancholy little bastard and left while he was still sleeping one morning.

Greth has no sense of humor and hates jokes and bards, he hates them so much sometimes he flies into a frenzy and beats them to a pulp with his bare hands.

Forest Gnome from Great Wood

Level 1 Psion (Telepath) - Speed of Thought, Dodge

Level 2 Barbarian

Level 3 Duskblade - Mobility

Level 4 Fighter (thug variant)(save bonus feat until 5th level and get Spring Attack)

Level 5 Ranger (favored enemy: bards)

Level 6-11 Elocater - 2 feats

Level 12 Thrallherd - feat

Level 13-15 Shadowdancer - feat

Level 16-20 Thrallherd - feat

Need Combat Reflexes for Shadowdancer and Inquisitor for Thrallherd (13 dex and 13 wis)

Psion - 4 ranks in Diplomacy and Concentration

Barbarian - 4 ranks in Survival

Duskblade - 2 ranks in Concentration

Fighter - 4 ranks in Sleight of Hand

Ranger - 2 ranks in Concentration, 3 ranks in Survival, 1 in Hide

6 levels of Elocater - 8 ranks in Knowledge (psionics), 9 in Hide, 8 in Move Silently, 5 in Perform, 6 in Concentration

Base Saves at 5th/6th

Fort - 8/8

Ref  - 2/4

Will - 4/6

Psion Powers - mindlink, psionic charm and skate

Psicrystal - observant (+3 on Spot checks)

A psicrystal has the same skill ranks as its owner, except that it has a minimum of 4 ranks each in Spot, Listen, Move Silently and Search.

Ninja/Ninja (ready for death II)

I still plan on trying the forest gnome elocater and I'm sure I'll get the chance, but for the hell of it when I get to make a 6th level dude I think I'll make a ninja/ninja.

3 levels of rokugan ninja and 3 levels of ninja from the complete adventurer.

Level 1 Ninja - Sudden Strike 1d6, Ki power, trapfinding

Level 2 Rokugan Ninja - Sneak Attack 1d6, Ninja Dodge +1

Level 3 Ninja - Ghost step (invisible)

Level 4 Rokugan Ninja - Poison Use

Level 5 Ninja - Sudden Strike 2d6

Level 6 Rokugan Ninja - Sneak Attack 2d6, Uncanny Dodge

Level 7 ?????