Giant Strawberries (ready for death)
For as long as the Great Wood has been growing there have been forest gnomes living in its shelter. Everyone in Greth's family has been a bard, his parents are bards, his sisters, brothers, aunts, uncles and cousins are bards. His grandparents were bards too, until they were eaten by a dire badger in a prank that went bad. The illusion that made them look like giant strawberries was good, they even smelled like strawberries, too bad no one told the badger it was an illusion.
Greth was always too serious for the rest of the family and was the target of thousands of pranks growing up. The only one who was ever serious with him was his grandfather and when he was eaten on his 425th birthday Greth had enough and left the village. He wandered the wilderness for a few years, then later traveled with a group of elves for a while, but they tired of the brooding, melancholy little bastard and left while he was still sleeping one morning.
Greth has no sense of humor and hates jokes and bards, he hates them so much sometimes he flies into a frenzy and beats them to a pulp with his bare hands.
Forest Gnome from Great Wood
Level 1 Psion (Telepath) - Speed of Thought, Dodge
Level 2 Barbarian
Level 3 Duskblade - Mobility
Level 4 Fighter (thug variant)(save bonus feat until 5th level and get Spring Attack)
Level 5 Ranger (favored enemy: bards)
Level 6-11 Elocater - 2 feats
Level 12 Thrallherd - feat
Level 13-15 Shadowdancer - feat
Level 16-20 Thrallherd - feat
Need Combat Reflexes for Shadowdancer and Inquisitor for Thrallherd (13 dex and 13 wis)
Psion - 4 ranks in Diplomacy and Concentration
Barbarian - 4 ranks in Survival
Duskblade - 2 ranks in Concentration
Fighter - 4 ranks in Sleight of Hand
Ranger - 2 ranks in Concentration, 3 ranks in Survival, 1 in Hide
6 levels of Elocater - 8 ranks in Knowledge (psionics), 9 in Hide, 8 in Move Silently, 5 in Perform, 6 in Concentration
Base Saves at 5th/6th
Fort - 8/8
Ref - 2/4
Will - 4/6
Psion Powers - mindlink, psionic charm and skate
Psicrystal - observant (+3 on Spot checks)
A psicrystal has the same skill ranks as its owner, except that it has a minimum of 4 ranks each in Spot, Listen, Move Silently and Search.
Ninja/Ninja (ready for death II)
I still plan on trying the forest gnome elocater and I'm sure I'll get the chance, but for the hell of it when I get to make a 6th level dude I think I'll make a ninja/ninja.
3 levels of rokugan ninja and 3 levels of ninja from the complete adventurer.
Level 1 Ninja - Sudden Strike 1d6, Ki power, trapfinding
Level 2 Rokugan Ninja - Sneak Attack 1d6, Ninja Dodge +1
Level 3 Ninja - Ghost step (invisible)
Level 4 Rokugan Ninja - Poison Use
Level 5 Ninja - Sudden Strike 2d6
Level 6 Rokugan Ninja - Sneak Attack 2d6, Uncanny Dodge
Level 7 ?????