Post date: May 28, 2014 3:04:57 PM
I know, I know sharknado is an action movie but I'm also writing my blog about any movie that makes me laugh and honestly this movie had me rolling on the floor (No not really). So first I'll start with the movie summary it's about a tornado that hits Hollywood (Why does every major disaster HAVE to happen in USA??!!) AND their are sharks in the tornado (Get it, Shark+Tornado=Sharknado, it is so dumb)I mean like their are hardly any sharks in the world, they are ENDANGERED, people use their fins to make soup (Oooo their is nothing fancy about killing rare species and putting just one spoon of it on a gigantic plate) I mean I've heard of fish rain and blood red rain but this just cannot happen, even if their were so many sharks does it have to be the US, change the location of the disaster already, anyway it's about them trying to save a couple of people and themselves and like every other disaster movie in the world their is one hero who is willing to give his life (C'mon Hollywood you could do better than that). Done with that. Anyway, this movie is so fake, I mean yes their is never ever going to be a tornado with sharks in them. I mean the movie, like c'mon they looked like a bunch of rubber sharks you find in the bath tub. The movie (Again) is so dumb even if their was a tornado with flying sharks in it they would be dead (LOGIC) cu'z it's a fish it can't stay out of water (Duh!!). Ok picture this: A man standing dramatically with a chainsaw, a shark flying towards him and BAM!! the shark's cut in two (Told ya it's dumb).The hero is with a girl in a HELICOPTER in real life going dangerously close to the storm to throw three bombs in three different sharknadoes (see it even sounds weird)in the third one the girl tries to kick aside a shark on the bar thingy's under the helicopter and then gets eaten up by it, later on the hero is just standing and then out of no where a rubber sharks flies by mouth open and he jumps in the mouth so clearly with the chainsaw and what a coincidence it was the same shark that ate up the girl and two seconds later he cuts the sharks stomach open with a chainsaw and out he comes with the girl still alive and then he hugs his son and whatever (Eeewww.... he's covered in blood). Ok anyone who didn't watch this movie watch it for a good laugh not a nightmare (Nobody's scared of rubber sharks, blood maybe). I don't even like this movie but it makes me laugh. If you watch this movie or have watched it already tell me if I'm right or exaggerating. So that was my blog tell me what you think about it, until then see ya!!
Whoa....right into his mouth What do they mean Look their are two Rubber Sharks!!!!
Yes it's very disturbing even Enough said??!! security guards in the corner
though it's not true