Wisdom

The Wisdom of St. Tucker

1 Behold, do not forsake the Nomad, for I tell you, "The Nomad ate my Dog!" 2 I was mad but then realized that he saved me, for my dog was rabid. 3 Now I trust him with my life, and so you should also. 4 You people of PlayStation and Xbox, do not fight for I tell you; love thy neighbor as thyself for you are both serfs of the evil monopolies that you call consoles. 5 You evil adulterers, I tell you not to commit adultery you wicked beasts, 6 for it is written, the Nomad is merciful but not this merciful.

The Wisdom of St. Andersen Unto Tucnaer

2 Foolish is within you I say! 2 Didn't The Nomad tell you to not worry? 3 For it is written, "I say to you, do not worry, worrying does not help solve thy problem. But instead lay your worries and problems unto my back, that I might take carry them for you." 4 And why must you eat of the flesh of cat? Hypocrite! 5 You have sworn to eat only of the holy meat, but you still feed on the unclean and plagued flesh of the cat. 6 For it is written, "There is only one unforgivable sin, and that is to know me and what I have commanded of you, and still eat of the cats and still worship the cats and still keep the cats as your pets." 7 But also do not eat of the dog without blessing it or eating it in a false god's name as the Liabibts did. 8 For one day when the skies crumble and the rainbow splits, The Nomad shalt return and judge you based on all of your sins. 9 Therefore, heed this advice that The Nomad has given unto you.

 The Widom of St. Tony

3 For I say to you that through The Nomad the impossible becomes possible. 2 Spirits are driven out at the mention of his name, and even the Cat-One winces at The Nomad's name. 3 Through his name, your knowledge grows a hundred-fold. 4 Through his name, your power and authority grows a hundred-fold. 5 You be sure of this, for The Nomad himself has said, "The one who believes in me, blessed is he. 5 Under my name, he shalt cast out all of evil. 6 Through my name, he shall gain knowledge, power, and the key that unlocks the gate to Nomadland." 7 Therefore, drop all your evildoings and follow The Nomad.

 The Wisdom of St. Bryson

4 For do not follow the ways of the Cat. The ways of the Cat are desirable but in the long run, they will be the reasons you will Burn. The Nomad's ways can seem like a struggle but in the end, you will be in paradise. With the Nomad you will be persecuted, tortured, killed, sacrificed, and even more unspeakable things will happen. The Cat's Way may seem like paradise but it is all but a facade. The parable of Baby Gronk and Livvy Dunne displays this For it says, "