Acts of the Nomad

The Spirit of The Nomad Heals a Depressed Man

1 One day, while in India, a man was walking across the street unattentively when a car came flying towards him 2 The man saw the car and froze in the street, the car swerving off the road in order to avoid hitting him. 3 The driver ran into a dog sitting on the street’s curb when he swerved away and ran out of his car to check on it. 4 It was dead and soon, the authorities arrived at the scene. 5 “Why did you make this man swerve and hit a dog?” 6 The man who caused the accident couldn’t come up with a response and surrendered to the authorities, while the driver was taken to a mental institute to help him deal with the trauma that happened to him. 7 While he was in the institute he had a therapist who would help him with his problem. 8 He’d sob and would have minimal sleep every day until The Nomad’s spirit descended upon him.  9 “My child, there shalt be no reason to cry anymore. For the dog you hit is now in a higher realm where all his days are much more joyous.” 10 The man stopped weeping and his face lifted in a smile. 11 He praised The Nomad before The Nomad ascended. 12 When the therapist arrived later that day, she noticed a massive change in the man’s behavior. 13 She admitted him out of the mental institute and he skipped out of his holding cell. 14 When he got out of the institute, he ran to town, praising The Nomad in all his glory. 15 Many took what he said to heart and believed in The Nomad.

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St. Parker gives a Sermon in Yoyal City

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St. Jakes Fightes Logan Paul and KSI

Then St. Jake the lesser saw a poster for The Logan Paul and KSI fight. He approached the Colosseum entering without any trouble. 2 He saw the fight in the center and how awful it was. It was clearly a scam for the pesky Romans to make more money. 3 Then St. Jake the lesser approached the front row seats and jumped into the arena. At first, the Romans debated killing him on site. They shortly realized it would make them more profitable, and another fighter would join free of cost. 4 St. Jake the lesser grabbed a sword off the rack and headed into the deep end. He snuck up behind KSI and impaled him in his back exiting his mouth eliminating him, and the crowd was blazing. 5 Who was this guy to kill some of their best fighters? 6 Jake the lesser ran around the arena trying to find Logan Paul and couldn’t until he found a hatch. He opened it and jumped down. 7 As soon as he saw Logan Paul he realized it was a scam. Then he proceeded to 200 pump Logan Paul. 8  St. Jake the lesser left the Colosseum