The Struggles of Swēoland

The Nomad goes to Swēoland

1 For Swēoland was a very wicked land. The people of Swēoland practiced human sacrifice and other pagan practices. The main “god” they worshipped was Denug. Denug was a son of Kurva a powerful demon of the cat and the woman named Ont. Ont lived in Mora. Mora was known to be the worst place of all. They had statues of Denug around every corner and sacrifices everywhere. The Nomad, who was in Hague giving a sermon, heard of this wickedness and sailed toward Swēoland. Once he arrived he sent out a scout to map the land they were in. His scout was out for months, but on the 268th day in September, he returned and gave the following to the Nomad. He gave a map and a scroll of the scout's thoughts of the places he visited. The scroll said,” In the lands I have ventured I have seen wickedness every turn on these windy roads. I have been cursed by many when I fly your flag high. I have been attacked and raided by many groups. There are many groups in Swēoland. There are the minions of the cat, the Vikings of the North, and the Homosexuals. They are starting to colonize Swēoland with their religions. I suggest we colonize the south and prepare for war.” The Nomad listened to his scout and began colonizing the south setting up camps and forts. While The Nomad expanded his empire, so did the others in Swēoland. The Nomad expanded from the south, The minions of the cat expanded from the southwest, The Homosexuals expanded from the northwest, and the Vikings of the North expanded from the north. All the groups except the Vikings fought over Stockholm until they reached an agreement. They divided the Stockholm region into three divisions. The Homosexuals are in the northern division, the Minions of the Cat are in the middle, and the Nomad is in the southern division. The Homosexuals, Minions of the Cat, and The Nomad met at a common point. That common point was Mora. 

Tensions in Mora

2 The tensions began to rise rapidly. The breaking point was when the Homosexuals started to send spies into the cat's territory and killed many high-ranking minions of the cat. The cat found out the next day and sent an army to counteract the Homosexuals attack. The Nomad and his army tried to intercept the cat’s army to keep the peace but the cat’s army engaged and attacked the Nomad’s army. The Nomad and his men defended themselves using reasonable force. They killed half of the cat army with ease. They retreated and so did the Nomad and his men. The cat responded by dropping explosive rizz contraptions in the river that should release purple gas if any boats crossed the river. The gas was supposedly made with Bromine and chlorine. They made these in their lab in Mora. A ship of the Homosexuals tried to cross the river and the cat’s lookouts saw purple mist loom over the boat and the river, but the man was seen crawling into the river. The lookouts took note of this and told the scientist. The scientists conducted tests on a homosexual and they found something horrendous. The mist turned people into lizards, not just your normal lizards, but huge lizards. The lizard broke his cage and ravaged the lab killing everyone and destroying all the equipment. He escaped the lab but caused rubble to fall and block the passage while going to the surface. He tried and tried to get out, but he was stuck. A man started to wake inside the lab and he hid. The lizard returned and started to eat his colleagues. The scientist began to pray to the Nomad because he was a believer of the Nomad, but the cat enslaved him. He prayed, “Dear Nomad, in these hard times, if it is your will, guide me through them with life and save me Nomad.” He then blacked out and awoke in front of the Nomad with tears of joy. He praised the Nomad, and he agreed to work for his Almighty. He went into the camp and researched potential weapons that he could design. He designed a battle axe with a pike’s tip on the top. He also added an easy-to-use bow, and you use the pike as a sight.