The Resurrection of the Nomad
1 One week after the Nomad died, St. Micah went to the tomb of the Nomad. 2 He was met by the archangel Big Ounce, and he said to St. Tony, 3 “Who is þe that you seek?” 4 He responded,
“The Nomad who lived and died. 5 Therefore I have brought flowers in remembrance of his sacrifice.”
6 He said to the saint, “If you seek death, death is but here.”
The Apostles Learn
2 When St. Micah came to the apostles and said to them, “My friends, listen to me. For he is risen; come and see!” 3 At first they doubted. But then he showed them the empty tomb. 4 When they saw this, they were ecstatic. So they went to find him, and they came across a nomad. They asked him, “Have you seen the Nomad around here?” 5 He responded, “I am who you speak of.” 6 When they realized this, they were very surprised. 7 After, they rejoiced and welcomed him with open arms.
Crowds Astonished