1 Once he awoke from the floor he stumbled around and exited the temple of the vagabond and headed to the walls of the city to get out. 2 He found some papyrus so he bandaged himself and exited the city and prayed to the Nomad,” dear nomad where shall I go now.” 3 And the Nomad replied,” You have earned your reward of home you may go. The way home is in Galilee where there will be a crate inside and once you pass out you will wake up in the modern day.” 4 Then Christian said “ Yes thy Nomad.” and he headed to Galilee on a camel. Once he got there he couldn't find the box until he saw it across the sea so he had to travel another hour to get to the box. 5 Once he got to the box he was hesitant and sang to thy nomad, 6
🎵 “ Thou art my sunshine
My only Sunshine
Thou make me happy
When skies art grey
Thou wilt never know
How much I love Thou
Pray dost not take
My sunshine away.”
7 Then he entered the box and sealed himself and started to burn up in the box then he was out cold. After what felt like a second he awoke in his bed in Chongqing, China. 8 He got out of bed and pinched himself to see if it was a dream and he felt it. He went downstairs poured him a bowl of Skibidis cereal and ate it. 9 He tasted it so he went outside he saw demons in the air ruling the skies which were black and red so he hurried to his cousin's house St. Jake saw the evil spirit of William Lawrence and Christian used his model Dark Blade from Bloxfruits. 10 He pinned him down with his dagger and screamed for Jake's help but no reply he screamed again no reply A third time and finally St. Jake jumped through the, kicked him, and poured drops of tea in Williams's mouth and he turned into a sponge. 11 Then he put him in some sort of packet.
Once Christian left he went to the city center and dropped to his knees praying to the nomad to keep him safe. 12 Then he was hit by a car going through the roundabout making him weak but still living. He went to dinner and plotted the Nomad’s death. 13 He prepared to get his loadout in Skibidi Toilet Tower defense but no shop nearby gave him what he wanted and he went to have a mog battle with the Nomad when the nomad saw his loadout he remembered when as a child St. Christian made him play it with him and he was struck with fear even though St. Christian tried, again and again, he wouldn’t win and he realized that shortly before his death. 14 The nomad. Even after watching looksmaxing edits he still wouldn’t be triumphant. 15 Then the nomad kissed him goodbye and said “I adored you, and you failed me.” Once the Nomad entered the Nether portal St. Christian died and St. Christian's final words were,” Skibidi toilet will be mine yeah”
2 Around 10 years later there was a huge sanctuary built for St. Christian a very grand building on a hill, which was a representation of the temple in which he killed the vagabond. 1 There’s a great golden casket engraved with his last words and many pictures showing all his journeys as a nomad mercenary. 2 There is a second story just like the temple in Jerusalem and it has a statue of him pushing a statue of the vagabond off the balcony. 3 The people also made a replica of the crate he traveled back to the modern day. There was also a mini replica of his ship that the nomad gave him. 4 5 years later the people of Chongqing learned about how Christian betrayed the Nomad so they burned the temple down and left it burn which caused a forest fire which caused the outer city to burn to pieces.
5 Now the name Christian is looked down upon for they say,” If its name is Christian it will play skibidi toilet tower defense and turn on your back.” 6 The Lesson of this book is the nomad can use you and he will always overcome and win.