Funis Liang

Warnings to St. Jake

1 My friend and fellow disciple, St. Jake, heed this warning and take it literally, and not as a joke. 2 When all seems to end and all is glum, the even worse times will come. 3 For those who rebel against thy Nomad will be unleashed at his death. 4 They will run loose, plaguing everyone in there sights, heading ultimately to His disciples. 5 They will target you first, with traumatic events and torture. 6 They will once again throw that precious earl gray tea into the harbor, 7 They will do indescribably wicked things that insult you and your royal bloodline. 8 St. Jake, you will try to get up and do something, but your heart will be too weak after the Nomad’s passing. 9 But you must get up! 10 For I tell you, The Nomad will rise again! 11 You mustn't sob, you must get up and fight what has insulted you. 12 And truly I tell you, when the bigger battle comes you will not be alone, for The Nomad will send out King Charles’ army to fight alongside you, and you will be victorious over these wicked forces.

Warnings to St. Tony

2 Tony, do not forsake my warnings, for something bad is coming and you know not what it is. 2 The Nomad is to be condemned death. 3 The Nomad will give himself up and will not resist. 4 St. Tony, life will be over for you like being griefed in Minecraft. 5 But St. Tony you mustn’t give up! 6 You must lead your army and take The Nomad’s body and the evil one who killed him. 7 Then, St. Tony, you must feed him the second metal that The Nomad’s grandaddy made. 8 Dogmeat rots, The Nomad griefs, dogmeat is buried, dogmeat disappears after three days, The Nomad wonders, an alive dog behind The Nomad!