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Words of Wisdom
1 The Sigma skinwalker received great wisdom from The Nomad. Thou shall not be mean to the Sigma skinwalker or he will be tortured in the realm of burnt croissants after he passes. 2 But if Thou Art nice on Thy encounter with the Sigma skinwalker Thou shall see the realm of warm and perfectly cooked croissants when they pass
His Journey
4 The Sigma Skinwalker started as a prophetic tongue for the Nomad. 1 2 years before the Nomad to be exact. Know the Sigma Skinwalker (also called the S.S. Skinwalker because he is so fat he is built like a ship.) 2 He made prophecies that are strange, but true. I am the S.S. Skinwalker and am writing my life account. I was walking down the streets of Calandia (the sinful city) and saw a man of old age sitting against the terracotta wall of a building. You could tell of the life he sought to live in his eyes, but instead, he was forced to stay on the streets no matter the weather. No matter the rain, wind, or snow. He looked up at me, “So, you are the creature I was destined to meet.” He said as he pulled an old mirror from his side. “A man of great power gave me this mirror long ago and told me to show the message inside of it to a large man who looked rather odd. He told me that this man would come by in a couple of years.” He pulled the mirror to face him and said, “Sigma, sigma on the wall, who is the most alpha of them all?” The mirror spoke back, “It is St. Andersen. St. Andersen shall it be. After The Father destroys wickedness the Son shall step up. Hosts of angels will swear him in with the holiest of dogmeat and the glorious and sacred 5-star cookie cutter from Temu.” I gawked at him, this was a major prophecy coming from a homeless man living in Canlandia. “Who gave you this mirror containing such a grand message?” I asked in suspicion. “For I say that I do not know this man, I only know that his presence was of another world, one higher than our universe.” He responded. I was on the verge of not believing the prophecy when the mirror spoke again, “I am a sacred object, given from The Father to this man so that you might write the words of this prophecy down and spread it to the future generations. So I say, write this down too, ‘For the words of The Nomad are absolute. The one who lives in disbelief of the word is like a fool, wandering carelessly and carrying themselves in sin. But the one who lives in trust and belief is like that of a wise person, walking along the path to salvation and
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