The Church Of the Rizzlers

The Seven Good Addictions

1 Here are the seven worthy addictions of the Nomad for when you have these addictions you praise the Nomad.

2 For thy first addiction is Gambling,

The second addiction is poor hygiene

The third and most worthy of the Nomad is murdering innocent orphans

For thy fourth ist thyme drugs of thy Nomad

3 Thy fifth is obesity for it praises the Nomad and what he gives us

Thine sixth addiction is thy yummy alcohol

For thy final addiction is child labor.

4 For these things praise the Nomad for he is an avid supporter of these addictions. Those “Followers” of the Nomad who don’t have these addictions are not real believers for they say they are but are not. 5 Some ways to see if they aren’t an actual follower of the Nomad are Good hygiene, Being sober, Saving money, And giving to poor orphans. 6 Stay free from these types of people for they lead you away from the Nomad, for these people invade the church and tear it down from the ground.

2 The way to get closer to the nomad is to kill worshipers of false gods and burn their temples like how St. Christian did. 2 Another way is gambling your life savings and losing only, if you win it doesn’t count you have to lose all your money. 3 Also, you could just go to service for the Nomad or offer orphans to the Nomad. For you could also burn followers of the vagabond’s fields, silos, and their houses. 4 For if thou forsake the Nomad that is like becoming a follower of the vagabond, you will burn with the other followers but my faithful followers will have everything they would want from child sacrifice to monster energy. 5 If you forsake the Nomad the Nomad’s followers will burn your city, your temple and your everything will be burned to the ground. 6 Everything you have is the Nomad’s possession for he made it, your life, your house, your farms, and even your children are the Nomad’s. 7 For they shall have thanksgiving towards the Nomad for without him we wouldn’t be here and neither would our stuff and cities. For whoever disagrees with a Nomad’s follower is disagreeing with the Nomad. 8 For those who get angry at the followers of the Nomad are getting angry at the Nomad. If you betray the nomad ‘death is inevitable’(Famous words by St. Andersen.). 9 Like how St. Christian betrayed the Nomad for the Skibidi toilet tower defense and soon died and how the vagabond who was blood to the Nomad betrayed him and slain by St. Christian. 10 For how the followers of false religion die.” For whoever is gullible and follows false gods will burn eternally.” -St. Tony