3rd Nomads

Execution of the Nomad

1 When the time came, the Nomad was brought to the prison courtyard. 2 Above him on a balcony, Pope Andersen asked him again, “Do you claim to be the dog eater?” 

3 The Nomad responded, “I am who I am.” 4 Pope Andersen then declared, “Blasphemy!” 5 “ Take him to the Brazen Bull.” 6 After half an hour, the Nomad was brought to the brazen bull, he was put inside and burned alive.

Sticking out Thou Gyatt for Thy Rizzler

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Sticking out thou gyatt for thy rizzler.

Thou art skibidi, thou art fanum tax.

I  just wish to be thy sigma.

Freaking come to thee, give thou thy Ohio.

 The Arrival of St. Tony

3 Thirteen minutes after the execution, St. Tony came into the city. 2 To the horror of St. Tony, the Nomad was deceased. 3 Then he said, “Take the Pope!” 4 They took the Pope out of Syria into the Congo where they fed him cobalt till they could no longer. 5 Then they went to Nepal and buried him in a tomb on the highest mountain. 6 Then they embalmed Pope Andersen’s body and mounted it on a cross; using it as a scarecrow.

St. Jake Learns About The Nomad’s Death

4 And when the news of The Nomad came to St. Jake, he was plagued with grief. 2 Nothing could comfort his despair, not even a cup of Earl Gray tea brought by St. Tony. 3 St. Jake was guzzling tea down each day to try to drown his sorrows, but he couldn’t. 4 Right around this time, the evil spirits who rebelled against The Nomad were deluding and destroying humanity. 5 The disciples tried to do something about this, St. Christian was locked in an intense duel, using dark blade, but the evil spirit, William Lawrence[a], pinned him down with a dagger to his neck. 6 Christian saw St. Jake in a window next to him and started yelling for help, but Jake was too invested in sobbing and drinking tea. 7 St. Jake finally understood Funis Liang right there and stopped guzzling tea, which allowed him to hear St. Christian to which he jumped into action. 8 He busted through the window with a cup of tea without spilling a drop. 9 Then, William confronted him, but St. Jake skipped the dialogue and did a hook kick to William in the jaw. 10 After he effortlessly pinned down William, he poured a couple drops of tea down his throat and he shriveled up into a sponge 11 Now after this, St. Jake knew that with a couple drops of water William would come back, so as per St. Tucker’s recommendation, he locked him up in a silica gel packet.

[a]The William here was a child that the true William asexually produced; likewise, the one in Prayers of Jerish 6 was also a child. The True William has yet to be defeated and is constantly reproducing.