The Birth of the Nomad

Gaudium

Now there was a virgin named Kristan. 2 Christian was a man who served the high priest of Damascus. 3 Kristan knew who the Nomad was and was faithful to him. She worshiped the Nomad in the temple hourly. She loved the Nomad with all of his heart. 4 One day while he was meditating in the temple, the Spirit of the Nomad descended upon her. 5 He said, “You have been my good and faithful servant my child, therein I have plans for you; plans of great honor to bring the house of ·𐑑𐑦𐑥𐑩𐑔𐑰. Today, I give upon you myself incarnate to lead my people.” 6 After this, he told his friend Evan ,and Evan told the high priest who told the Pope.

“The people who walked in the darkness have seen a great light. Those who lived in a land of deep darkness, on them light has shined.”

-the Nomad

Para

When Pope Barack was told about this he was filled with jealousy. Pope Barrak was the Pope at that time, he had a son who was Pope Mike who appointed Pope Andersen as Pope whose son was Pope Tyler. 2 He told his Bishops to find the Nomad and Christian and bring them to him. 3 Christisan was told that Pope Barack was going to kidnap the Nomad by the Robust General Vagabond. 4 After this Christian prayed, “Almighty Nomad, to you all hearts are open, all desires known, and from you no secrets are hid: Cleanse the thoughts of our hearts by the inspiration of your spirit, that we may perfectly love you, and worthily magnify your holy Name; through Nomad our Lord; Amen.” 5 The Nomad gave him guidance, and he was told to go to the city of Alexandria in Egypt and there Christian would go.

Come thou long-expected Nomad hymn 66

Come thou long-expected Nomad,

born to set thy people free;

from our fears and sins release us,

let us find our rest in thee.

Disciple’s strength and consolation,

hope of all the earth thou art;

dear desire of every nation,

joy of every longing heart.

Born thy people to deliver;

born a child and yet a King,

born to reign in us forever,

now thy gracious kingdom bring.

By thine eternal Spirit

Rule in all our hearts alone;

by thine all-sufficient merit,

raise us to thy glorious throne.

Fortitudo

While the bishops were going to find Christian, the Nomad gave them a vision about what horrible things the Pope would do. 2 So they were traveling to Alexandria and they got primitive lego star wars sets as gifts for the Nomad. 3 One the way, they noclipted into Backrooms level 1[a]. 4 When this happened, Broogli came to the rescue and brought them to the exit[b] where they escaped.

Venire

When the king was told about the betrayal of the bishops he was furious. 2 After he was calmed down by the high priest, the Pope told his Cardinals to plan their strategy to kidnap the Nomad and Christian. 3 So they thought of ways to kidnap them and they had a brilliant idea. 4 They were going to send a hoard of rabid dogs to the Nomad and Christian. 5 When they sent the dogs, Christian was traveling through El Tor at the time. 6 He was trying to cross into Egypt but the border guards were too busy talking to the Cat-One. 7 Suddenly, through Christian, the Nomad cast the Cat-One away and exorcized the Cat-One from the minds of the guards. 8 When this happened, the guards were happy that the Cat-One was gone because he was really bad at starting conversations due to the fact that he is an introvert which made it very awkward.

Gaudete

Four weeks after Christian started his journey, he arrived in Alexandria with a full spirit. 2 

[a]Level 1 of the Backrooms is a large, sprawling warehouse that features concrete floors and walls, exposed rebar, and a low-hanging fog with no discernable source. The fog often coalesces into condensation, forming puddles on the floor in inconsistent areas. 

[b]Level 9223372036854775807 of the Backrooms is thought to be an exit to the backrooms. It is an infinite stone staircase with openings where a white void can be seen. It is currently undetermined in size. Nobody has been able to reach the top, so it leads many to believe that it's infinite.