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The Life Before Prophecies
1 I was a normal man living in Thebes. I had a stand in the market selling unique items like the sword Herakles and the boots of Hermes. Don’t tell anyone but they were fake. 2 I had a wife named Elara and one kid named Perike. Then I would return to after a hard day’s work. 3 That day I sold artifacts in the market and when I got home I took him outside and began to train. Perike gripped the sword with all his might and concentrated on hitting me. I deflected his lousy blows, but I would let him get one or two hits to send a rush of excitement. He was starting to become just like his father. I then began to smile. We went inside and I helped my wife cook fish with olives that night and I went out to get some more olives for her at the market. The market was alive, but there were many empty stands. only one food stand was open, so I had to wait in line. I got the olives and began to head back. The walk back was disturbing. Then I would turn around to see vendors packing up their shop and people leaving in the opposite direction. Then I’d see a silhouette out of the corner of my eye. I turned my head it. I would continue walking home, but I constantly looked behind me. I suspected someone was following me so I took a few turns until I returned home. I soon realized that the shadow stopped following me. Then I ran home and entered the door. I then saw a murderous scene. My wife laid on the floor with an empty gaze. There was red on the floor and walls . 6 Iinstantly cried for help but no one heard my calls. I instantly dropped the olives and I checked on my wife to see if she was still living while crying. I checked her pulse, but there was nothing. I cried even harder 7 I ran upstairs to search for my son but he was nowhere to be seen. I fell to my knees questioning the gods, “Why would they do this!” 8 I had to leave the city but where would I go? I asked people where I should go. Some people said to flee the country. Some said to go to Athens for a more peaceful life, but one person recommended the Pythia. He told me about the Pythia and how she was from the gods and could tell me where to find my family’s murderer. The Pythia was located in Delphi, Phokis. I got on my horse and rode from Thebes, Beotia to Delphi, Phokis. This trip would take me a couple days. On the first day I witnessed a brawl between two Spartans and two Athenians. I quickly rode pass not wanting to see such gore. That night I had nightmares reliving the murdering of my family. I sawmy family beside a man with a staff. He slammed it onto the ground and my family dropped dead. Teh man then attacked me with his staff and I began to feel as something was sitting on my chest. I awoke breathing heavily and my heart racing. I then went back to sleep. That morning I left and I didn’t stop to sleep that night. I passed mount Parnassos that night, and I made the home stretch to Delphi arriving at Midnight. After my arrival I found an inn to sleep in for the night. 9 When I awoke Iwent to the Pythia and I asked why my family was killed. The Pythia said, “ For the man, Pheidon was the one who hired the mercenary called Meles the Strong.” 10 Then I asked where this Pheidon was, to which the Pythia replied,” For you must investigate the region of Phokis, Go in peace.” I departed.
Finding Pheidon
2 Once I left I got a horse and rode north to look for forts. 3 After what seemed to be 7 hours of searching I had found the fort, but Iwas tired so I set up camp outside the fort in the forest. 4 Once the sun rose, I walked to the fort and snuck into one of the main buildings. I searched the many rooms and I eventually found a chest. 5 I opened it and saw money, A sword that would come in handy, and a letter to the polemarch saying Pheidon had gone to Athens to meet with Oppius, a significant person in Roman politics. I grabbed everything inside and I sneakily left the fort and got on my horse and traveled south to Athens 6 It would take around 2 days for the trip. 7 On my trip, I helped many people. 8 After I got to the gates of Athens I saw Meles and I grabbed my sword, I put my hand around his chest and put the sword in between his eyes. 9 He screamed in agony and fell to the floor. I said “This is for Lydus” (my son) stabbed him in his heart and twisted the knife. 10 He died.
Pheidon Falls
3 Once I was in the city I asked around where Pheidon was and one man said he was in the Acropolis so I hurried to the middle of the city. 2 Once it was in sight people weren't even allowed near the entrance at the bottom. 3 So I had to climb the rocks and once I reached the top I snuck past all the guards and knocked one out for one of his spears. 4 Once I entered the acropolis I threw the spear right at Oppius’ head and killed him then I jumped with his sword and in a downward swoosh I stabbed Pheidon’s spinal cord. 5 Then I slit his throat but I found a letter about a crystal ball in Mykonos in the far north of the Island. 6 I hurried to Piraeus to hop on a boat to Mykonos. 7 This journey would take almost 16 hours on a boat. 8 Once they arrived I looked at the back of the letter and saw a map with routes to the treasure.
Travels of Mykonos
4 After careful consideration, I chose the route in which I would go to a port northeast of the city, sneak onto a ship that was going to the search site, and sneak my way past the guards and take the treasure. Once I had it I would go to the wall and swim around it. So I headed for the port. This trip on horseback was 10 minutes quick, compared to my others. Once I arrived I waited for announcements about what ships were going where and my boat was boarding. I snuck onto the ship, knocked out a guard, and stole his clothes. Once we arrived I sneakily walked over to the treasure and started digging. Once found I tried to get to the side of the wall but was caught. I ran and escaped by swimming around the wall but had Mercenaries after me Kyrios the snake, Dymas the deadly, and Polyxena the outcast. I had to get to the city and off this island as soon as possible. On my way, I passed Polyxena in which I killed her by stabbing her in the head while I was on my horse. Once I arrived at the city I snuck onto a ship not knowing where it was heading. I was on this ship for almost 2 days.
Far Far Travels
5 As I got off the ship I had yet to learn where I was until I ventured a little into the city I knew we were in Aipeia, Messara. I needed to find a place to stay. Now that I found a map of the area I shall move to Olympia. I will start a stand in the center of the city. Off I go. This trip took me two days on a horse. The first night I set out, I opened my treasure. It was a crystal ball. I touched it and saw two men. One kissed the other on the forehead while he was on his knees and said,” I loved you, why have you betrayed me.” He left and the other person cried and exploded. The other person wept [a]. I then saw The Nomad and he said, “ You shall be named Jackson. Timothy is in the past now, you are Saint Jackson.” After this vision, I passed out and woke up the next morning. Then I packed up and continued on my trip. Once in Olympia, I saw the beauty of the temple of Zeuz and the city in general. After days of staying in a tavern, I found a house for 2,000 drachmae and had 1,872, so I got a job as a sculptor for 6 drachmae a day. After three weeks of work, I had enough money to buy the house. Once settled down I set up a stand to tell futures. One older man interested me. I saw a younger man writing to a Church for this church was of the rizzlers and it said something about seven good addictions[b]. Then the vision ended. The man was surprised he would have a grandchild who would write to churches. Then life was good. Until one man came to my stand.
[a]Prayers of Jerish 12:1-23
[b]St. Tony writing the Church of the Rizzlers
A Life Changing vision
6 An old man walked to my stand and I started the ritual as usual. 1 But this one was different I saw the same man from the dream in the tent on the first night in Messenia and I heard the word Nomad and the man turned it was his name and I saw Him saving people then it went black and I saw a man getting assassinated by the other man from my first dream[a]. 2 Then it went black again. I saw another man called St. Andersen talking to The Nomad about some battle. Black, then I see a fight between some cat people and St. Andersen, The Nomad, the man that was writing to the church of the rizzlers. 3 I also see the assassin who killed the … Vagabond. This name came to me randomly. 4 Then the vision ends. With this information, I tell everyone, but I have to flee Greece because the people hate me and are out to kill me. Then I went to Dacia near Transylvania. 5 I traveled along the coast to Patras. Then I got on a boat back to Aipeia. Then from there, I went to Amphipolis to travel by horse to Dacia. 6 This was a long trip. Once I arrived I had a vision that I would preach to the world. 7 I rested and lived in Dacia for a few months. One day in the town I was in I preached then left for more villages and towns with multiple preachings one almost went wrong. 8 People sent soldiers to kill me but I used my sword against them and killed them all and ran away to a nearby town to rest for a few days but the authorities found me and sent me away to Rome for prison. 9 During transport, we were ambushed by bandits but I survived. This trip was mentally grueling. It felt like months before I got to Rome. 10 The city was beautiful but I only got to see it for a few minutes before I was put into jail and my stoning date was in 10 days so I didn’t have much time to escape.
[a]The Life of St. Christian 5:11-13
Predictions Romae
7 Once in my cell I observed and immediately saw an opportunity. 2 There was a vase in my jail cell so at night I broke it and got the guard to come to me. Hiding the shard I stab him in the heart and twist it, killing him. 3 I lay him down with the stab wound on the floor and called in the other guard saying he just fell to the ground. 4 To my luck, the other guard didn’t have a helmet so I subdued him, stole his clothes and key to escape. I stayed a few nights at a tavern to lay low. 5 During my stay, I wrote many preachings to hand out to the people of Rome Including,” For The Nomad is coming to turn from your old ways and prepare to be saved.” and “Praise The Nomad, prepare to repent and praise The Nomad.” 6 The next day I gave them out to people in inner Rome and let the word spread. 7 Most didn’t believe it but some did spread the word to other people. This led to the saving of many small villages. 8 This started to tear Rome apart and even started a civil war with the people of The Nomad winning, converting most of the mainland to believing in The Nomad. 9 This was just a pawn in a bigger game. A bounty was set on my head for 5 Aureus which is around 1.5 million Drachmae. I had to hurry before someone would scoop me up and throw me in the Colosseum to fight gladiators. 10 I headed north to hide in Genova, a small town in northern Italy. This town was very charming from the coast to the buildings to the ocean. 11 If I were to retire, I would live here. Every night I stayed here I cherished every moment. I saw a plea for help for the town of Tarraco, which was under attack. 12 I got a ship to Tarraco. My game plan was to save the town heroically, say The Nomad guided, and spread the word. 13 This would bring them to believe in The Nomad (in game). After that, I had a vision of a man wearing some sort of a red hat and then It came to my mind that he was making a crazy plan after he said,” In game”. The vision ended and the name Dantes came to mind.[a] This ship was almost a 4-day trip by ship. 14 The seasickness I and others got was crazy. It was every ten minutes for 2 hours one day.
Liberation and Justice in Tarrato
8 1 Once I arrived I saw many flames and crooks one was at the port and was yapping at me to leave so I put my sword in his torso and then cut out his tongue. 2 I said “Who’s yapping now” I ventured onward. 3 Until I reached a tavern filled with pirates. The owner was upstairs terrified so I went in and killed them all with my sword and bottles. 4 Once they were dead I carried them to the ocean and dumped them then cleaned up the blood and went upstairs and saw more pirates. 5 They were waiting for me so one by one I stealthily killed them. 6 Then I reached the quarters of the owner and heard pirates in there saying once I walked in they would kill him. 7 I searched rooms and found a weapon room, I guess a warrior lived here. 8 I grabbed two daggers and walked to the door. 9 Once I opened it I threw one at the pirate closest to the owner and then another in the face of the second pirate. 10 I went to the farms outside the city but the land was barren and the temperature was scorching and very arid.
11 I went into the houses outside the walls and liberated the people of the houses, killing many pirates around 25. 12 Who knows how many more they had? Going back into the city I went to the jail to find a person to fight with. 13 I found Drew. 14 He was put in prison for pedophilia but he could fight well and run fast. 15 Once released he tried to go to the orphanage but it was overturned by pirates. 16 He took them out very well and stealthily. 17 He wanted to snatch the kids and do unspeakable things to them. 18 The only thing was corpses. 19 Feeling defeated, Drew left and went to the school. 20 I chased after him and told him to “ Lock in!” 21 He kept running too fast for me to keep up. 22 He practically ran across the town into enemy territory. 23 He got stabbed but didn’t die. 24 He grabbed his sword and slit the pirate's throat. 25 Going deeper he found nothing. 26 We found a key to one of the teacher's houses. 27 We went to investigate. 28 Once there we saw a broken window and trod carefully. 29 Inside we saw pots broken and a ruckus on the bottom floor. 30 We stealthily went up the stairs and saw one pirate. 31 We dealt with him and continued searching and found another. 32 We grabbed a pot and broke it over his head, knocking him out. 33 We dragged him to some ruins and woke him up. 34 We interrogated him asking for his leader or any authority he spilled like a waterfall and told us everything. 35 Their leader was Aritz Lagé and his authoritarian leader was Luca Goméz. 36 We started asking where they were but he supposedly “ didn’t know.” 37 We brutally tortured and killed him.
38 Next, we tried to find out more about their leader. 39 We caught another pirate and he told us they were on the building atop the huge hill. 40 I cut off all his limbs hehe. 41 On our way, we met trouble and we almost killed all but one striked Drew in the chest almost killing him but I killed the last one and saved Drew. 42 Climbing up the kill was a challenge but we did succeed. 43 Reaching the top we saw many pirates but we took them out with ease. 44 This would be the moment we stopped these pirates once and for all. Sneaking into the building was a breeze. 45 The upper floor on the other hand was filled with guards and having to take them out silently was going to be a great challenge. 46 We took out one on the staircase making our way up and we took out the guards on the top floor and one almost got us compromised and killed. 47 Once our two targets were in our grasp we dropped down with knives and killed both simultaneously. 48 This was a great accomplishment and we freed the governor tied up in the corner 49 he said,” est quod hausit pueri tactus” Drew had to translate he said.” He recognizes me.” The mayor said 50 ” Crucifigatur” Drew said,’’ I should be crucified.” fearfully he ran. 51 After this, Drew and I departed. 52 I got a free night at the tavern to save everyone. 53 I went to investigate the ruckus at the city square the next morning. 54 There I saw Drew in excruciating pain nailed to a cross for pedophilia. 55 He wasn’t that bad after I went to the center of the crowd and gave a speech 56,” We won this battle from strength and strategy but mostly from The Nomad. The Nomad led me here to this town. 57 My poor friend Drew didn’t believe it and looked at his fate. 58 I don’t want that for all of you people of Tarraco. 59 Spread the word of The Nomad and save your friends, family, strangers, and even your enemies, for in the end we will rejoice when we are in heaven because we believe in Him. 60 May The Nomad bless all of you.” Shortly after my speech, I left the city of Tarraco
Preachings of the Northern regions of Hispania
9 Once I left I headed north-west towards Salduba the travels would be boiling and arid. Once arriving the city was amazing: the people, buildings, and just everything and everyone. I wrote some scrolls, went to the message board, and announced a meeting date in the town square for his preachings. The next sabbath I went to the town square, there were probably 500 people there and they didn’t speak English. Encouraged, I used a little bit of my Latin knowledge together. I started my speech,” Salvete omnes hodie vos collegi ut salvem te a malis huius mundi. Desine falsos laudare Deos, Nomadum verte. Salus fratrum tuorum in Tarracone fuit propter me, sed Nomad deduxit me. ita si vis esse victor iunge dacia et cum ascenderis gaudebis te hanc electionem fecisse.” After my speech, I handed out scrolls for them to give and preach more. After my speech, the city's people were happy After I went to a tavern to plan my next trip. I saw the map and decided to go to Valentia. On this journey, I was raided by pirates who tried to kill me but that didn’t go their way. I killed them, decapitated each one, and hung their head on sticks as decor. Then I left once arriving I saw the huge walls, it was very intimidating. Going into the city was somewhat anticlimactic with the walls being huge and the town being small and subpar. Once entering, the people were very welcoming, guiding me around the city and where the tavern was, where I’d sleep. I had to lock in for I had to write many scrolls for this city and the many more coming. I wrote for hours and hours. The next day I gathered everyone in the center of the town and started preaching but this time felt different. The faces weren’t lit up, they started talking and multiple people left. I saw guards approaching and I knew if I didn’t book it I’d be cooked like burnt sausages. I dipped and left town for good. I knew I better not show my face there again. I looked at a map and saw a far but pretty big city where I would rest and preach. This town was called Tolosa. This city was known for its ruins and people acting bipolar. If it was a good idea they praise you but one wrong turn and they smite you and crucify you. I took a horse on the outskirts of town and rode the horse to Tolosa. Once I arrived I saw the many ruins. It was like this city was just a museum. Some people were welcoming while some were hostile. One even attacked me which led to him falling into some ruins and dying. I emoted on him (Go? Back on 74 (when I noticed you)
Call this place my home, never gonna cry anymore. Where did it all go? Repeat 2x) I arrived at my inn and started writing a song to praise The Nomad.
The Melody of Tolosa
“You give aura, you are alpha,
You bring Gronk to Livvy
You give rizz, you restore every
gyatt that is broken.
Great are you, Nomad”
“It’s your goon in our gyatt
So we pour out our goon, we pour out our goon
It’s your goon in our gyatt
So we pour out our goon to You only”
“You give aura, you are alpha,
You bring Gronk to Livvy
You give rizz, you restore (restore)
every gyatt that is broken.
Great are you, Nomad”
“It’s your goon in our gyatt
So we pour out our goon, we pour out our goon
It’s your goon in our gyatt
So we pour out our goon to You only”
“All the betas will shout Your praise
Our gyatts will cry, these beats will sing
Great are You, Nomad
All the betas will shout Your praise
Our gyatts will cry, these betas will sing
Great are You, Nomad”
“It’s your goon in our gyatt
So we pour out our goon, we pour out our goon
It’s your goon in our gyatt
So we pour out our goon to You only”
After practicing I went onto the stage and performed my glorious song. They loved it, they were praising me like some god. So I said,” For I am not the one you should praise, praise The Nomad for He is the holy one.” Surprisingly they were still happy, some even singing the song over. I thanked them and went back to my inn to use my crystal ball. I saw someone called Amelia be cut into pieces by The Nomad’s disciples, but why would they do this? It dawned on me she was a “minion of the cat one” knowing The Nomad liked dogs, maybe the cat one was his enemies. Then The Nomad looked at me like I was there and saluted. I woke up sweating on the floor and headed for A different town.
The Preachings of Southern Hispania
10 I decided on the town of Cordooba. This would be very far away like 140 miles away. On the trip there I was attacked by some betas. I won the fight and preached of The Nomad. They instantly had a light in their eyes and turned to The Nomad. Sadly the light blinded them and they walked into a pit dying on impact. Besides that nothing important happened. Once I arrived I felt the need to write a scroll. It read,” Cordubenses, averte a malo et nequitia, sed converte ad bonum Patrem, lucem in tenebris Nomadum. Ipse est verus salvator, ipse futurae visiones mihi dedit. Sicut scribens ad ecclesiam rizzlerorum, etiam aliquis prodidit eum et exploserunt. Inimici eius sicut Aemiliae interfecti sunt, Ea una e cattis erat
Satellites, qui inimici erant. S. Christianus vagabundus occidit, et S. Christianus postea e Gloria Nomadum caderet. Propositum debemus esse sicut sanctus Christianus in sua prima aetate, sed tentationi mali resistere debemus. Ite in pace et servite Nomadum (People of Cordoba, turn away from evil and wickedness, but turn to the good Father, the light in the dark, The Nomad. He is the true savior, He has given me visions of the future. Like writing to the church of the rizzlers, Someone even betrayed him and they exploded. His enemies have been killed like Amelia, She was one of the cat ones.
Minions, which were his enemies. St. Christian slew the vagabond, and St. Christian later would fall from the Glory of The Nomad. We should aim to be like St. Christian in his prime, but we should resist the temptation of evil. Go in peace and serve The Nomad)” Once entering the stage I started preaching and they formed a mosh pit, some even passing out. The hype was too much. I started singing a song for the crowd.
Great Gyatts
“Come let us edge our King
Come let us goon at His feet
He has edged great gyatts
See what Our savior has edged
See how His goon overcomes
He has edged great gyatts
He has edged great gyatts”
“Oh, gooner of Heaven
You conquered gyatt
You free every beta and break every edging streak
Oh Nomad, you have edged great gyatts
We dance in your goon, betas and sigma
Oh Nomad our Savior, Your goon lifted high
Oh Nomad, You have edged great gyatts”
“You’ve been gooning through every storm
You’ll be gooning forevermore
You have edged great gyatts
And I know You will edge again
For your promise is “Edge and Goon”
You will edge great gyatts
God, You edge great gyatts”
“Oh, gooner of Heaven
You conquered gyatt
You free every beta and break every edging streak
Oh Nomad, you have edged great gyatts
We dance in your goon, betas and sigma
Oh Nomad our Savior, Your goon lifted high
Oh Nomad, You have edged great gyatts”
“Hallelivvy Nomad, Edging all
Hallelivvy Nomad, unedgable
Hallelivvy, You have edged great gyatts
Hallelivvy Nomad, Edging all
Hallelivvy Nomad, unedgable
Hallelivvy, You have edged great gyatts
You’ve edged great gyatts”
“Oh, gooner of Heaven
You conquered gyatt
You free every beta and break every edging streak
Oh Nomad, you have edged great gyatts
We dance in your goon, betas and sigma
Oh Nomad our Savior, Your goon lifted high
Oh Nomad, You have edged great gyatts”
“ You have edged great gyatts
Oh Nomad, You edge great gyatts”
The crowd went insane loving my preachings and the song. They made me crowd surf like a sigma. Once I left Cordoba I used my crystal ball and saw this.” I saw Cordoba being raided by people with helmets and red hair with advanced armor and the people dying and brutally being killed, cutting off all the limbs, decapitation, etc.” then the year 844 came to mind. I turned around to warn the city and told them to pass it on to their children and to prepare for the siege. They thanked me and even gave me a gift, Enrique’s amulet. They said it gave wisdom to anyone who bears it. I put it away, I didn’t want to use it because I could become corrupt and turn away from The Nomad. My next stop was Hispalis around 75 miles away. On the way, a eunuch was on the road having trouble with something. I stopped and helped him and he was trying to understand The Nomad since he had heard one of my preachings. At first, he didn’t recognize me but in only a few minutes he knew I was the preacher and started asking a million questions a minute.
I answered all by assuring him that The Nomad was the savior and baptized him. I gave him some coins and headed off to Hispalis. Hispalis was a smaller town with many imperfections in their city. Once entering I saw a message board with tasks like,” Quaeso auxilium corruptos custodes ad portam eximito duos.” (Please help take out the corrupt guards at gate two) and,” Mercenarium vocatum deceptorem occidite, quia uxorem et liberos occidit. Eum dolorem pati volo” (Kill the mercenary called the Deceiver, for he killed my wife and children. I want him to suffer the pain my family did). This reminded me of my family and I broke out into tears. I took both jobs, first I went to kill the corrupt guards. Once I arrived at the gate there were 10 guards. I tapped one on the shoulder and slit his throat the rest turned around. We had mog battle. One came up to me trying to pierce my heart. I blocked it and counterattacked him with a stab to the mouth, he plopped dead. The next one approached, running too quickly. I stuck my sword out and he ran into it. Groaning in pain I took the sword out and he died. Two came at once like a bundle with one slice; their throats were bleeding. The last five ran to me I blocked one attack and countered it with a slash of the ear then did a twirl like a girly pop but with a sword: with them all bleeding from the chest and falling to the floor I cut off each one of their gyatts. I walked out of there with only a few scars, I headed to a hospital. With my wounds being healed I headed off to kill the mercenary. I heard word he was on a nearby farm trying to feed on his prey. I left quickly and ran the whole 3 miles trying to save these people. Once arriving the door was locked with him inside the house. I kicked down the door with ease and stormed the house. I found him about to kill the husband and wife. I snuck up behind him and stabbed him through the back and out the throat. With the family terrorized this would only add to their PTSD. I started to wonder why a mercenary would not have any armor. I looked at his face and realized it wasn’t him, I looked at the husband and knew he was the guy. Just another trick by the Deceiver, he grabbed his armor and he was ready for battle.
The battle on the farm of Ibea
He ran outside into the wheat field to try to surprise attack me but his plan failed. I saw him through the wheat and pretended like I couldn’t see him. When I felt his presence I turned and slit his hand. He vanished. I found him shortly after trying to perform a ritual of some sort. I stopped him by throwing a knife at his calf. It pulled itself out and turned towards me and it hit me in the torso. I fell to the ground and Ibea came over to me about to kill me but I had a blade on my wrist for emergency use. He whispers in my ear,” It’s a shame you had to die first, you killed the dad of the family who died and now you die just like the poor dad with no Family.” Out of anger, I stabbed him aiming for the face but I stabbed the ear with my hidden blade. He screamed in agonizing pain and I went on top of him and punched him until he was knocked out. I dragged his body to the river and waited for his awakening. Once he woke I grabbed him by the head and held him under water then right before he drowned I picked him up and took off his armor. Then I got my hidden blade and triggered it to go in between his eyes. He died instantly and once retracted he bled out in the river.
Investigations on the farm
I stormed the house to find clues. Firstly I went to interrogate the wife but when I got up there I found her dead on the floor with a knife in her hand, she committed suicide but why? I searched the room and found a letter from a pharmacist to her declaring she had an incurable disease. I think she thought either I would kill her or her sickness both being painful. So she decided to end it quickly and less painfully. I checked the face of the intruder and it was the poor father. I took him outside, hurried him, and paid my respects. I went back into the house and found poison and a lot of it. Wearing gloves I put it in my bag to show to the authorities. I stormed the house looking for suspects or hostages. I only found the corpse of a man around 30 with foam at the mouth. I documented this by drawing it and putting it in my bag. I even drew a close-up of the face. I ran back to the city and gave the evidence to the detective. He said this matched a missing subject who disappeared 2 days ago. And he said the poison matched because other people had been found with foam at the mouth. They knew they were the killers. The next day they searched the farm for more clues. They found out that he did kill the family but he wasn’t the Deceiver he was a henchman of his.
The real Deceiver was somewhere near Gades. I used my crystal ball and saw a fight with many people on his side. I needed to recruit men of The Nomad to win this war and put an end to them. Then a silhouette like a family tree appeared and the name they went by was the order. I went to the town square and recruited multiple mercenaries and fighters for The Nomad. I recruited 136 people. I told them all the info they needed and we rode horses to Gades. Approaching we saw a rather large castle with a wall and a chamber at the top with a glowy item. Once approaching we heard a horn of battle and saw multiple people run from the gates and some even jumping but they didn’t die from fall damage. We saw brutes, archers, knights, and many others. They were probably 1,000 warriors against our puny 136. Before they reached us I prayed a quick prayer to The Nomad.” Dear Nomad, lead us to prosperity and give us the blessing of life In your name Amen.”
The Battle of 1,000 Gyatts
Once the archers started shooting we had to lock in. We charged towards the brutes. One turned around to throw it back and I stuck my sword up his gyatt and he moaned. I pulled it out and he said,” Put it back in daddy!” I decapitated the girly pop and he died but his mouth still moaned. The next brute tried to use his sword but once he swung his hand was stuck in a “SLAY!” position. He dropped his sword and couldn’t move. I grabbed his sword and stuck it in his chest and twisted it until he died. We pushed the enemies until we were 546 feet away from the wall.
Next, I saw a person with Down syndrome, autism, Asperger's, ADHD, and more. I saw him and the name William came to mind. I threw a sword at his Pancreas, hoping his pancreatic fluid would escape his pancreas eating his organs. I hit him in the stomach and not the pancreas. I saw his stomach acid and blood mixture spew. His skin burned from the stomach acid. But he smiled like he enjoyed the feeling. He yelled,” SKIBIDI!” and disappeared. I continued onto the other warriors killing them one by one. With blood on my shoes, I slipped with a knife in my hand and killed someone by slashing their chest, from the heart to the pelvis. Then I saw an opening to push the gate so I did so. There were minimal guards, I easily killed them all and entered the castle. There were multiple guards on the stairs. I killed them all and spread their blood onto the white carpet painting it red. I walked up the stairs nonchalantly and easily killed the guards coming after me one after one. I saw the Deceiver running and said,” Vicente, take care of this imbecile, Now!” He tackled me down the stairs breaking my fibula. I used my hidden blade to stab his left forearm. He didn’t even scream, he took it like a champ. He stabbed my collarbone and tried to stab my heart but I blocked it and slashed his eye. This time he let out a scream. While in pain I got on top of him and cut him like there was no tomorrow his face had lines that connected like a spiderweb. Before he died he said,” T-T-The order w- will win.” he let out his last breath and died. I broke a glass cage, stole a burial dagger, and stabbed his heart leaving it in his heart. After I ran to catch the Deceiver. I reached the top of the castle and saw him and another person I didn’t know. The other person jumped. But the Deceiver put up a fight.
The Deceiver Deceived
He walked up to me not knowing I had a hidden blade and whispered in my ear,” Even if you killed Vicente I WILL kill you and it will be…” I stabbed him in the chest with my hidden blade. He didn't die because I had only cracked his shield; he still had full health. He slashed my arms and legs multiple times to the point where I had to crawl. I crawled away and he ran after me. He tried to stab me in the hearth but I had a knife in my hand while crawling. I turned over blocking his attack and I stabbed him in the liver. He didn’t even shed a tear. I twisted it and pulled it out to block his next attack. He attempted to stab me but I blocked it and flipped it over so he was on the floor. I punched him and even used my hidden blade on one of the punches, breaking his jaw. He yelled in pain and at this moment I got a little cocky and started to break his fingers one by one. I broke his whole right hand but then he choked me with his left hand. Almost dying I had to use my instincts and used my hidden blade to stab his jaw again. He dropped me immediately and drank some small pots. By the time I had full health again, he was back at it. He tackled me and had a knife to my throat, at that moment I couldn’t do anything. He started yapping about the order and was about to slice my throat, but right before he did one of my archers shot him in the head with an arrow not killing him but getting him off me. I went on top of him and said,” Oh, how the tables have turned.” I slit his throat and picked up his body and threw the castle into the battlefield. But when I looked I saw it was only our people and all the others were dead. I snatched the artifact from the top and ran out of the castle. I asked the warriors and they said it was the Amulet of Ushi. This amulet gives power to the person who wears it. I put it on and I instantly felt like a brute. I felt like I could smash anyone, even giants with my hands.
Preaching In Gades
After the battle, I preached to the town about how The Nomad led us to victory. They cheered for the death of the man who brought them so much pain. They cheered and gave me many gifts including a map to another person in the order. His name was Enzo the widow killer. He was a mercenary killing for the order. I asked more people after the preaching. They said he was in a cave in a cove called Danger’s Atoll.
Hunting the Order
11 I Got directions from a stranger, who drew a quick map for me. Danger’ atoll wasn’t that far from Gades. I found out more information on Enzo. He was supplying skits from Skibidi Toilet to people to use as a drug. This needed to be stopped immediately. I hopped onto a horse
And rode to Danger’s atoll some guards were on the road guarding the road like border patrol, searching through everyone’s bags and belongings. If you had a suspicious bag they would slice it with a knife. Once I was in the front of the line I pulled one aside and whispered in his ear,” Your blood is red, your nerves are blue, I’m going to kill you.” I used my hidden blade to assassinate him, I stabbed his stomach and he scrunched his stomach with his hand but he burned his hand with stomach acid. I covered his mouth to hide his screams. Then I finished him off. I went back to the first haired and just stabbed him and slashed him like they did to people’s bags.
I continued onward to the cave. Once the entrance was in sight I started to brood over my situation. I didn’t know how many people would be in the cave and it might be dark to where I can’t see them but with the light behind they could see my silhouette. I just kept on rowing to land. Once arriving my veins were rushing with anxiety. I peeped my head seeing no one. I entered the cave cautiously with my sword in my right hand and a dagger in my left. One person came out on my right and he ran into my sword like an idiot. He was in a lot of pain and I let him lay there in pain. I continued deeper and deeper into the cave, killing guards like flies. I saw a light down a little tunnel in the cave. This cave. This must be where Enzo was. I went down the tunnel which was in a sloped shape. Crouching down the hill I saw someone writing and editing SKIBIDI toilet using a monitor like a drone. I swapped my sword with my dagger. Then I threw the dagger at his head and proceeded to his desk. I looked to my right and left and saw a setup like a Temu sweatshop.
There were probably 5,000 desks of people slaving away. At this point, I realized Enzo was like a mafia don. I finally found his office after 2 hours of searching. I opened the door by running through it. I did this with some Armor I found lying around, the order must have been canceled. It busted through the door with no trouble. I grabbed my dagger and stabbed his throat. I left him there to bleed out. I searched his desk and found a letter about some boss, which he had sent to his colleague,” Borja”. The letter asked how moving was, and if Malacca was the perfect fit. This gave me the info to know Borja was in Malacca just east of Gades. I exited the cave but I left a trace of dynamite in the cave. Then once I went I threw a torch down in the cave. It exploded and it looked like the entrance to hell was that cave. I hopped in my boat, but halfway across the sink I started to drown. My instincts kicked in and I swam like there was no tomorrow. Barely making it out I coughed up enough water to fill a whole lake (or it felt like). I tried to get onto my horse but I tripped and passed out. After a few hours, I awoke.
I got on my horse and rode to Gades. I headed to the market to see if someone could tell me about the armor. After asking many people one man said,” That is the armor of the great warrior Diaz. He died of hunger and dehydration. It is said that whoever wears the armor will die the same way.” I left Gades with some anxiety and I headed for Malacca. On the way I saw Diddy hosting a freak off and I gave him 1,000 more bottles of baby oil and saluted him. I left and continued to Malacca. This city was beautiful. Right beside the ocean, I could see the wonders that The Nomad had created. It was good. I walked the streets of Malacca with people looking at me like I had bravery in wearing my armor in that city. I got many stares at me and my armor. I asked a kind man why they were staring at my armor. He said,” You are wearing the armor of Diaz the great warrior, he massacred this town and killed almost everyone excluding a few people including me. The people who were left banded together and banished to an island to die of starvation and dehydration. That is why people give you looks.” I stayed inside a tavern and wrote a song.
Beautiful edge
“You were the goon at the beginning
One with The Nomad The Gooner most high
Your hidden goon in gyatt
Now, revealed In You our Gooner”
What a beautiful edge it is, what a beautiful edge it is
The edge of Nomad, my Gooner
What a beautiful edge it is, Nothing compares to this (moan)
What a beautiful edge it is, the edge of The Nomad
“You didn’t want gooning without us
So, Nomad, You brought gooning down
My edging streak was great, You goon was greater
Who could edge us now”
“What a wonderful edge it is, what a beautiful edge it is
The edge of Nomad, my Gooner
What a wonderful edge it is, Nothing compares to this (moan)
what a wonderful edge it is The edge of Nomad
what a beautiful edge it is The edge of Nomad”
“Skib could not edge you, The goon tore before you
You silenced the skib of Gronk and Livvy
The gooners are roaring, The goon of you Nomad
For you are edged till goon again”
“You have rizz, You have aura
Now and forever, Nomad, You edge
Yours is the sigma, Yours is the alpha yours is the Goon above all goons”
“What a powerful edge it is, what a powerful edge it is
The edge of Nomad, my Gooner
What a powerful edge it is, Nothing can edge against
what a powerful edge it is, the edge of Nomad”
“You have rizz, You have aura
Now and forever, Nomad, You edge
Yours is the sigma, Yours is the alpha yours is the Goon above all goons”
“What a powerful edge it is, what a powerful edge it is
The edge of Nomad, my Gooner
What a powerful edge it is, Nothing can edge against
what a powerful edge it is, the edge of Nomad”
“What a powerful edge it is, what a powerful edge it is
The edge of Nomad“What a powerful edge it is, what a powerful edge it is
The edge of Nomad”
After writing this masterpiece I hid my armor in my room and walked around town asking about Borja. Some said he was down the road and some said he wasn’t in town. Who could I believe? I asked a man in very nice Clothes and said “I am Borja and what does a peasant like you want with me.” I said at a private meeting he hesitated at first but then he accepted. We met in a cave 6 miles outside of town. I peeped into the cave and saw Borja but no guards. I walked in and guards came out from every corner trying to ambush me. Borja left the cave and I swiftly killed the guards. Borja thought I would die, he's funny. I exited the cave and found a mansion on the city's outskirts. Borja had to live here. It was also heavily guarded.
I put a marker on the map and returned to my tavern to get my armor. I ran back to the mansion and I ran into the realtor. I asked him for a graph of the house for a pretty reward, and he said sure. Knowing what the inside looked like would make my mission that much easier. Knowing there were balconies, I could climb to the top, hang from the roof, and go onto the balcony. I continued to the mansion, climbed to the 2nd story, and looked for guards or windows. There were none. I hung from the roof and saw Borja in the gardens below. I pulled myself up and listened, He sang and dismissed his guards,” Guards leave me. Holy, holy, Holy art you skib. Heaven and earth are filled with your brain rot hosanna in the Skib.” after getting myself together I knew these songs weren’t to The Nomad. Enraged I jumped down using my hidden blade and tried to assassinate him. I didn’t kill him but he would bleed out in pain and die eventually. He would especially die before his guards would come back. I climbed up the house to the balconies and entered the second-floor from there I looked up and down the halls for guards. Surprisingly only one at the end of the hall I went up to him and killed him I tried to enter the office at the end of the hall but it was locked. I had to go to the guest room. I traversed the mansion killing any guards who got in my way. I went into the guest bedroom and saw a man with a mask. I left him be. I entered the bathroom and then went to the office. The door was unlocked so I went in and rummaged through everything finding a letter and a list of Borja’s allies. The letter was to a French guy who was his boss, ” Monsieur De La Serre.” After I kill this guy we will be Halfway done with the minions of the Boss. I had to ride from Malaca to Paris to get more information. This trip would take two days. It felt like I was on that horse forever. Once I reached Lyon I asked around where this guy was. Everyone ran from the sound of his name everyone but one person. A farmer told me he was in Marsaille for business. I started crying. I rode to Lyon just to have to turn around and head to Marseille this trip would be around 7 hours. I hopped on the battle bus and rode to Marseille. On the way I came across a Cultist and he chased me with a spear. I stood on my horse and 360 200 pumped him. He dropped dead. I stopped my horse and I walked up to him nonchalantly and scalped him and stole his clothes as a disguise. When I observed his mask it was like the man sleeping in the mansion. Were they part of the Order?
I continued on the journey to Marseille. On the way, I made a Parable.
12 The Parable of Sigmas In Paris
For there were many sigmas in Paris and they would mog the betas of the streets. For they did this for hundreds of years. This practically became a French Tradition. Every November 3 many sigmas went to Paris just to mog betas for a week. This would be called Mogoween. This was a very evil holiday and many participated in this tradition. The Nomad saw this unfaithful act and sent the thing many French people feared the Vikings. The Vikings raided the city killed all the sigmas and saved the betas. They burned down the city killing all the other sigmas they missed. The lesson of this parable is that when you break others down just because of their financial rank you will surely die and burn in eternal fire. The Nomad does not condone the bullying of the poor. If more fortunate people are caught lacking, they will become poor and die of plague. While the rich aspire for money the poor aspire for The Nomad’s kingdom. Respect the poor and pity the rich.
The 12 Plagues of Skibidi
I continued to Marseille, and once I arrived, I saw many sick people and very few healthy people. I asked what had caused all this sickness and the people said,” Thy Skibidi Toilet has poisoned us with 12 plagues. Please save us. We have been plagued for ten months” Once I heard this I was determined to research these plagues and heal the people of Marseille. I had this feeling that I had gained a college degree, finished med school, and finished my internship and residency. It felt like I was an actual doctor and I had the knowledge. I walked around taking notes. I observed many people and I even came up with names for all the plagues.
Skibenpox - symptoms include rashes that start on the feet and ankles and spread from there. The patient's body temperature is also very low, at 30°C, while a normal temperature should be around 36°C. They have bumps and moles between their toes and start to grow fungi on their feet. Finally, they have constant thoughts of ending their lives for Skibidi. The death count is 3,902 people.
Skiburysm - This is simply a clot in their blood vessel that will explode if not treated. If this explodes brainrot is released into the body which causes the victim to dance and sing “skibidi dop dop dop yes yes” until death. If the skiburysm is clipped it can be extracted if you have the right tools and you can dispose of the brain rot. The death count is 1,956 people
Skibisaki Disease - swollen ears and fingers, they also have a red and bumpy tongue. They have red eyes and their skin is peeling like a snake. If not treated they will go insane and eat their skin scraps, fingers, toes, and tongue, basically they try to eat themselves alive. They bite through the bone with no problem and don’t feel any pain. This could cause a cannibal outbreak in Marseille if they eat other people. The death count is 769 people
Skibilegic Paralysis - The victim is paralyzed from the waist down and people start to crawl to toilets to drown themselves and be one with the toilet. The death count is 569 people.
Skib’s Palsy - half of the facial structure is paralyzed and they can’t eat or drink so they die after 3 days at most. In some cases, this can be mixed with Skibilegic Paralysis, a crucial combination. The death count is 737 people.
Auto-Skibify Syndrome - This syndrome causes brain rot to tear away at the brain on its own and it causes the victim to spew brain rot and no one can understand. They usually last 10 days until their brain has been dissolved to nothing. In the last stages, they are at their worst. They mew to skibidi and edge to livvy. They preach of Livvy and Baby Gronk. Their muscles lock in the final stage
and right before they implode they chant, “ Skibidi Sigma Gooner!” They can chant this for hours or minutes until their implosion. The death count is 1,973 people
Skibophrenia - Victims imagine Skibidi toilet as a god and almighty ruler and they do anything he wants. It starts not too bad, just preaching brain rot. But the closer we get to the end of the stages the tasks get worse and worse until they take their life for Skibidi. Some of the final functions can include, Cutting off a body part, eating someone’s face, becoming a mass serial killer, and slamming your head into brick walls until you see brain matter. The death count is 3,395 people
Skibidi-34 - Victims become blind and can’t hear. They cough up brain rot, and their noses run with brain rot. They also are exhausted and usually can’t walk normal distances and some people have started to crawl. After a week the victim will begin to have chest pains and will die of a skib attack. Or they will explode from brain rot buildup. The death count is 1,854 people
Skibabetes - the victims feel very energetic and they never feel tired and in some rare cases they are stuck running till death. But if you have a slight case you will eventually get exhausted and drop into a deep sleep for a week and you will die by either dehydration or starvation in your sleep. The death count is 238 people
Hyposkibidea - the victims have a burst of energy and brain rot. They run around saying brain rot and gooning to skibidi. In the final stages, they see skibidi in a dream which makes them so excited and filled with brain rot that they combust spewing all their blood and organs on the streets. The death count is 599 people
Skibiovascular Disease - The victims are exhausted and complain of chest pain. They have swelling over the body and start to have blood clots after 4 days. The clots usually start in the arms and legs until they either reach the heart causing them heart attacks until death or they reach the brain causing strokes until death. The death count is 1,042 people
Skibidi Cirrhosis - The victims experience loss of appetite and weight loss. They also seem to have black skin. They experience itchy skin and bumps that if popped spew out blood like a pipe. The victims either die from popping bumps on purpose or accidentally dying of blood loss or their brain swells and fills with fluid after their liver fails. Then they die. The death count is 2,763
The Total Death Count: 19,796
The Healing
I went to the town center and preached to the people of Marseille, “ Le Nomade est là et guérira votre maladie. Louez-le et il guérira. Jetez-le et il maudira. Je te guérirai si tu confesses ta foi au Nomade. Si vous refusez, j'avance. Que le Nomade vous bénisse les Marseillais.” I went around asking people if they believed and all of them but one said, “Oui” The one that said,” Non” I walked away and he ran after me I found out he had Skibophrenia and I knew he was out to kill me I ran to the bakery until he caught up I pulled my sword and he charged. He impaled himself but pulled the sword out and stood there. I ran and he followed. I ran around the whole city and yet he would keep following. Once we had done a lap I drew my sword and ran at him impaling his head. He fell to the ground spasming, yet he got back up, came to me, and whispered in my ear, “ Skibidi vous trouvera et vous tuera comme un gworly pop. Le Nomad ne vous sauvera jamais, alors terminez-le ici. Finissez-en pour Skibidi.” I wouldn’t fall for this temptation and I grabbed a dagger and sliced his lips into 564 pieces; I said, “You can’t speak for skibidi now, can you?” He charged at me but I had my hands ready and I grabbed him by the shoulders and threw him into the bay. He proceeded to freak out and attempt to swim but shortly after drowned.
Monsieur De La Serre’s End
13. I remembered that I was in Marseille for the death of Monsieur De La Serre. I asked some of the sick, and they said he lived in the fort on the hill across the bay, as depicted on the map. I stole a row boat and rowed across the bay. Once I arrived, I saw a heavy presence of guards, especially on land that was all farms. I snuck around the wall of the fort and saw a small opening only big enough for a person with an eating disorder. Also, there were barely any guards inside, only a few around Monsieur. Once I had scouted the fort I headed for De La Serre’s chambers which were unattended at the time. I found a potion titled “methamphetamines” and I found another titled “Tusi” and it was a powdery consistency. I snooped around more and found a key to a store in the middle of the town. I found a closet to hide in until dawn had struck and Monsieur would head to sleep. Once he had entered the room he had gotten in his bed and slept. I waited for an hour until I knew for sure that he was asleep. I came out of the closet and found a sleeping guard and killed him, stealing his clothes and hiding the body in some bushes over the wall. I got some water for Monsieur but mixed it with 80mg of a powder titled “Prednisone”.
I woke Monsieur with a loud noise and came to check on him. I asked, “ Do you want some water, my lord.” He replied, “Yes, I am parched.” I gave it to him and he drank the whole thing falling back asleep. I slept in the fort to see if it was a lethal dose and when I awoke there was yelling about how the lord was poisoned. I knew it had worked so I swiftly left the fort to find the building address that the Monsieur had a key to. I continued on foot to Marseille and found an abandoned building with a lock. I tried the key and it surprisingly worked. I opened the door and saw a huge battleship under construction. On the side, it said, “ Pour le chat (For the cat)” I saw this and knew I had to burn down the factory. I saw the poor peasants working on it and escorted them to safety. I then proceeded to grab coal and set it all around the ship. I grabbed a piece of iron and struck some flint and threw it in the coal.
I ran outside as I heard an orchestra of peasants sing, “Je l'ai laissé tomber, mon cœur Et quand il est tombé, tu t'es levé pour le réclamer Il faisait sombre et j'avais fini Jusqu'à ce que tu embrasses mes lèvres et que tu me sauves Mes mains, elles étaient fortes Mais mes genoux étaient bien trop faibles Se tenir dans tes bras Sans tomber sur tes pieds Mais il y a un côté en toi Que je n'ai jamais su, je n'ai jamais su Toutes les choses que tu dirais Ils n'ont jamais été vrais, jamais vrais Et les jeux auxquels tu jouerais Tu gagnerais toujours, tu gagnerais toujours Mais j'ai mis le feu à la pluie Je l'ai regardé couler pendant que je touchais ton visage Eh bien, ça a brûlé pendant que je pleurais Parce que je l'ai entendu crier ton nom, ton nom ! Quand je m'allonge avec toi Je pourrais rester là Ferme les yeux Te sentir ici pour toujours Toi et moi ensemble Rien n'est mieux Parce qu'il y a un côté en toi Que je n'ai jamais su, je n'ai jamais su Toutes les choses que tu dirais Ils n'ont jamais été vrais, jamais vrais Et les jeux auxquels tu jouerais Tu gagnerais toujours, tu gagnerais toujours Mais j'ai mis le feu à la pluie Je l'ai regardé couler pendant que je touchais ton visage Eh bien, ça a brûlé pendant que je pleurais Parce que je l'ai entendu crier ton nom, ton nom ! J'ai mis le feu à la pluie Et je nous ai jetés dans les flammes Quand il est tombé, quelque chose est mort Parce que je savais que c'était la dernière fois, la dernière fois ! Parfois je me réveille près de la porte Ce cœur que tu as attrapé doit t'attendre Même maintenant, quand nous avons déjà fini Je ne peux pas m'empêcher de te chercher J'ai mis le feu à la pluie Je l'ai regardé couler pendant que je touchais ton visage Eh bien, ça a brûlé pendant que je pleurais Parce que je l'ai entendu crier ton nom, ton nom J'ai mis le feu à la pluie Et je nous ai jetés dans les flammes Quand il est tombé, quelque chose est mort Parce que je savais que c'était la dernière fois, la dernière fois, oh ! Oh non Laisse-le brûler, oh Laisse-le brûler Laisse-le brûler.” (Set fire to the rain by Adele)
The Vision of The Gyatt Assination
14 For I saw a GYATTT preaching in a foreign land. I then proceeded to see a man with an automatic musket on some roofing. Once I saw the threat I jumped in front of the voluptuous gyatt. Taking the bullet, I lay there while he held his hand up while gooning on the crowd in front of him. He grabbed a tiny musket and shot back at the opp. It shot a white type of bullet and once it had hit him, he fell back hitting the roof. The collision made a loud bang which kept repeating. My vision turned black but the gyatt and his team got my reboot and went to the reboot limo and dipped. We drove to a golf course on a peninsula. We proceeded to bush camp but the gyatt got shot at again. I protected him while the others fled to find the opp. The gyatt and I hopped in the oppachoppa and we dipped without our teammates because they were big backs, taking forever to get in the heli. The gyatt gave me his mini musket to take as we continued. They surprisingly didn’t die but they caught up and we held a yap sesh in the special hole. As soon as one of them said, “ The answer to our problem is…” My vision went black. I awoke in A black room not knowing where I was.
The Captives and the Gooners
15 The lights turned on and I saw 4 masked men and 5 other people tied to the walls with shackles. The masked men grabbed me and chained me and gave me some powder I had to take anally. I proceeded to see freaky things in the room with me. I saw freakbob in a corner rizzing up the baddie that was chained up. Then I saw Playboi Farti in the middle of the room gooning like it was the freak club. Then the visions stopped. I awoke again and they had tortured all the others besides me. They approached me with a bloody saw and they tried to saw me, but I realized my chains were broke free. I stood up and kicked one guy in the pelvic area and the other in the leg. I stomped on each of their heads, killing one but only knocking out the other. With the other, I grabbed the saw and sawed the unconscious body in half.I checked my pocket and felt that I still had the mini musket.Then I searched them and found a bloody letter to Monsieur about the Order, “ Dear, Monsieur we have requested for the order to let us expand into Northern Africa. For I suspect it would do the order well in our time of loss. If my associate and I die, as I feel my time is near, I want my son to take over, Mathieu.
Sincerely, Martin and Renaud.” I just found out that I had killed a father and his most likely friend, and now I have to kill his son. I searched the labyrinth until I found an exit that brought me to the ocean but it looked more like Spain than France. I walked north for a mile tops and found the island where Gades was and I saw the castle in the distance where the battle of 1,000 Gyatts took place. I went into the town and asked about a “Mathieu”, most people didn’t know besides one person. An elder who had a black hood and looked to have some sort of mask like the one on the road to Marseille. He said he would never tell so I decapitated his head and hung it as a door knocker and searched his body. I found two notes. One of them was to two men with masks like his and it was about the order. It mentioned the names Santiago and Serge, and his name was Fabunni. The letter also went into detail about where they were. Santiago was in the house in Malaca, Serge was in Marseille, and Fabunni was in Algiers but was moving to Gades. The other note was to Mathieu about how he agrees with his ideas on authoritarianism. I suspect he was on his way to give it to his messenger so I stole his clothes and went to the town's messenger and he said,” Fabunni, This going to Mathieu?” I replied with a deepened voice like Fabunni’s, “Yes, and make sure he gets this today.” “But sir, Sicily in a day! I can’t possibly do that!” said the messenger. I left and waited till he left with his map to all his stops. Once I saw his horse depart I followed from afar so he wouldn’t notice that I was following him.
Hunting Mathieu
I followed him until we were in the mountains of Northern Iberia. I waited for his next stop and once he stopped I grabbed my bow and shot him in the leg. This made him unbenounced to the fact that I stole his horse and map. I rode to Genova and once I saw the town, I was in bliss, completely forgetting about Mathieu. I debated staying until my death but The Nomad reminded me in a vision, “ For you have come so far and you have done so much good for the world, even though it might not seem like it. Because of you, many will ascend into Nomadland. So why give up? Giving up on me is worse than killing the entirety of Rome’s population. Continue the work of me and you will truly be blessed. I will tell you now that Genova is a city of the Enemy and there will be no change in your lifetime. You shall not return to Genova after this visit. If you do or attempt to you will be condemned. Go in peace.” I wept, for I had loved Genova. Was I a monster for loving something so bad? Was I fit to preach about the wonderful Nomad while I was just like everyone else? I realized this was the Cat in my head. To get the Cat out of my head I went outside to get peace but I saw a festival for the cat. I got up and grabbed my sword and proceeded to enter the festival. I executed all the monks of the Cat and all the priests of the Cat. The people ran in fear but one stayed. A man in a black robe with armor and a sword. He approached and said in a demonic language, “⎓𝙹∷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵᔑℸ ̣!” He started to run at me but I pulled out a mini musket I had acquired from my vision and I pulled the trigger hitting his leg. He lay there sprawling and I departed from Genova by stealing a boat. I sailed to Sicily and on the journey I wrote a song
Wispers in the Shadows
“Roaming through shadows, the night is my companion,
With dreams of mercy, I journey through this land,
Leaving footprints of kindness, like wispers in the wind,
This dark path I walk, it’s where good deeds begin,
In this Gothic night, I find my way,
A wandering spirit, where shadows play,
Light in the darkness, I offer a hand,
The Nomad’s heart, in the silent land”
Arrival in Sicilia
Once I docked my ship in Palermo I asked multiple of the Merchants if they had heard of a Mathieu. Everyone had no clue who he was so I continued through the city until I found a house that was ruined and had blood seeping from under the door. I broke in and saw a young man fleeing the scene. I saw that the family had sadly been killed so I chased after the man. He stole a horse and so did I. Once we were on a straight road, I pulled out my bow and shot his horse. This caused him to slow down and I caught up. I shot him in the lower chest knocking him off his horse and being unable to move from the pain. I got off my horse and went up to him and The Nomad guided me and made me speak French saying, “qui es-tu! Dis-moi ou je te termine ici tout de suite !” I pondered why I didn’t speak latin for this was Rome. He replied “Je m'appelle Mathieu.” Once I had heard this I equipped my sword scaring him, but I didn’t stab him I knocked him out by punching him. I carried his body and plopped it on my horse and I rode to a nearby cave that The Nomad had guided me to. I found some shackles and I cuffed Mathieu and waited for him to awake. Once he awoke I questioned him getting all the information I needed on the Order. He spewed information on the Order because he thought he would get to live. Once I got all my information I tortured him like he tortured the poor family. Before I slit his throat while he still lived I said,” C'est pour la famille de quatre personnes.” I slit his throat and saw how his blood spewed everywhere. I left him there and went back to the city. I found an inn that was only 100 denarius aureus. I gathered all my info and notes on the desk to determine Santiago’s location. Once looking at all the letters and notes. I determined he was in one of the Slavic Tribes. I observed and realized he was at the Yel’na lake. I traveled backed to Palermo and got a ship across the Mediterranean to Taurica and headed north to the mainland above which was mainly plains I asked about the lake and they gave me directions in a language I didn’t know but the Nomad guided me to understand. I would reply to these people saying, “Благодарю; Иди в мире и служи кочевнику.” Once I arrived at the Lake I saw a man around 35 ominously standing in the marsh. He turneed around and stared at me. Then he disappeared.
Fighting Santiago
16 He reappereed but with a red aura. I saw his mask appear on his face and he started running towards me. I dodged and equipped my sword. He ran at me again but this time I held out my sword and he ran straight into it. I thought it had killed him but He pulled himself off the sword and his gaping would automatically healed. It was like he had hemophilia but the opposite. He struck me with his sword slicing my Shoulder open. I struck right back and he struck again but when I blocked his attack he was stunned so in the moment I tackled him stabbing him in the brain. I twisted the sword and pulled it out and he healed instantly. He charged and I dodged and when he stopped I tackled him before he could turn around. I pulled off his mask with curiosity and I saw a skull with a red aura. He wasn’t Human. He pushed me off him with immensable force. I was flung across the lake with him running after me. Once I hit the ground I broke my left arm. I got up quickly and before he could get to me I grabbed my sword with him dodging but he was still skimmed on his side, but this wound din’t heal. The mask was what was healing him. He scrieched a ghostly scream as he was in pain. He started circling me so fast it looked like his body was a full circle. He was slowly encasing me and I realized If I pulled out my sword He would be slashed so many times he would die. So I did exactly that. He was shredded to peice slike sharp cheddar cheese. I stood there looking in awe at the fact that he wasn’t Human and the gore of the graphic scene. The water turned beet red as the flesh began to spread throughout the water. I left.
The Riot of Gdańsk
I continued East towards Lechia and stopped in Gdańsk. I preached in the city for 5 days. On the first day I preached of how the Cat is bad. On the Second day I preached about the Nomad. On the third day I went in depth on the Nomad. On the fourth day I preached of the sins of the cat. On the fifth day I preached about how if they don’t accept the Nomad they will die. They hated the final day and chased after me with weapons of all kinds. They followed me for days, while I ran and fought them off. They followed me to Koszalin until they confronted me begging for a fight. So I agreed. The 500 against me, They ran at me and I equipped my sword, but as soon as I grabbed my sword time stopped and I saw Santiago. He whispered in my ear, “Burn in Hell!” and time unpaused. I held my sword steady while fighting the others slaying them to pieces. I killed around 300 when they started to retreat, but I followed. I followed until they settled a camp made out of wood and went to sleep. I got my piece of iron and striked my flint. I sent fire to their camp killing them all in their sleep. I continued east.
Travels through Germania
I traveled through Germania preaching of the Nomad and many believed, all but one place, Trier. I went into Trier expecting praise liek the other towns but I was met with execution. They held me in Prison until my execution date came. When it came they transported me to a cage near a stage. On that stage was a brute with an axe. I searched the cave and saw a small yet sharp piece of debris. I stashed it in my pocket until I was dragged on stage. I stared down the brute and quickly equipped my piece of debris. I cut his Carotid and his throat spewed with blood. He instantly dropped the axe and I grabbed it, executing any guards who approached me. I even cut one’s head off clean and it rolled into the crowd. I made my escape via the rooftops. I entered a bakery and ran up the stairs and climbed out the window and onto the roof. I hopped roof by roof until I was out of the town and I stole a horse and rode to France without looking back.
Migrating to Paris
17 I arrived in Paris and stayed in an inn investigating where the leader could be. I looked at a letter I had collected from Santiago and saw that his name was Azazel. I also saw that he was in Paris too. I went to inspect the rich areas because that is where most order members would be. I couldn’t find him; I asked around and found out he likes to blend in with the poor. I ran to the slums of Paris and saw a man starting a riot. I drew my sword and attacked him from behind. He fell to the floor screaming in pain. I saw him then transform into a cat. I tried to attack the evil one but the evil was too strong. The cat would block every attack like my sword was wood. I felt lost until I felt a spirit fill me; It was the Nomad. I started to win the battle with the cat. I struck his heart and he transformed again, but this time he changed into what looked like to be nephelim. He casted a spell in a foreign language, “ la'ananne birnin paris kuma la'ananne ku. Na tabbatar da shi, tabbas za ku sha wahala!” I fell back and felt like a mighty presence was apon me. I equipped my sword and put on my armor {a}. I dueled Azezel with the presence of the Nomad by my side. He was a hard duel but he made one mistake. He dropped his sword. He stood there as if there was something behind me. I turned to look and I saw nothing. I looked back and saw Azazel on the ground with 235 stab wounds. I checked his pulse and saw he was still living. He grabbed my throat and choked me. I used my wrist blade against him and I pierced his throat. I twisted my blade and retracted it. Azazel struggled on the floor and died. I fell on my knees and thanked the Nomad for helping me against this evil.
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