2nd Prussians

Preparations

1 St. Tucker sent many letters to Prussia but not as many as Saarwerden. 2 So because of these horrid things done by these people, he went to the city to tell them himself. 3 While he was packing, St. Bryson entered. He boasted about his victory in chess over his friend Judas Maccabees. 4 Bryson said Judas was so mad that he started a revolt in Judah against the Seleucid Empire. 5 Tucker mumbled to himself, "I declare you have drunk an entire cappuccino with three extra shots of yap!" 5 After St. Tucker said that St. Bryson shut up. St. Bryson said, "My dear friend, I heard that you are soon traveling to the County of Saarwerden; the one in northern Gaul?"               6 St. Tucker responded, "Indeed so, but of this what are you asking? " I was hoping- I was hoping I could assist, St. Dantes and St. Matthew wanted to go along as well!" Declared St. Bryson. 7 St. Tucker responded, "Very well then." The group then gathered their supplies and set off.

Their Arrival

2 When they arrived, the four were greeted by two fishermen Eliakim and Methuzelah. 2 "Peace." the fishermen said, "Peace" the disciples responded. "My friends, I have a place for you to dwell in tonight." They nodded their heads and went to the place where they were stationed. 3 St. Tucker went to his room and did some ELA homework. Afterward, he was reading out of the book of the Prayer of Azariah[a] when he got a letter from the Church of Iberia. 4 It read "Dear Tucker, our church is in great wrong, please advise us for our own goodness[b]!"

The Sermon of the Cold and the Warm Water

3 In the early morning, they went to the temple to preach and said, "My friends, you must know this. Cold water is good for refreshment, warm water is used for comfort and healing, but room-temperature water is useless. 2 Warm Nomadians are active in spreading the faith, while cold atheists are open to hearing about the faith. However, room temperature Nomadians say they believe, but they do no righteous acts they think they will go to Nomadland but truly I tell you, you will die. 3 You people are like room temperature water so repent and spread his goodness and love!

[a] A deuterocanonical book from the Old Testament of the Bible [b] Leads into 1st Iberians