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The temporary return after a year
1 The Nomad was sitting in his church when someone started knocking on the door, The Nomad replied, “Hey! Knock it off would ya! I'm trying to preach The Nomad here.” Then a familiar voice said, “It's me, St. Eggroll.”
2 The Nomad was quite astonished to see St. Eggroll back in his sermons, since he has been gone for almost a year already. The Nomad thought the cat one rotted his brains out and ate his corpse. But nope! He was standing right before The Nomad
3 “Hello?” said Eggroll. “Sleepyhead! Hey! Hello!”The Nomad came back from his day dreaming and replied, “I thought you would’ve got mauled by the cat one ngl on skibity baby gronk in ohio gyatt.” St. Eggroll and The Nomad soon went out to go with the rest of the gang, like St. Andersen and bryson.
4 They soon went to go see the cat one. The cat one said,”oh ye who watcheth skibity dop and gagagegagagigo are ye sigmas on ohio with baby gronk with the fanum tax.”. They wanted to take his head and sell it, but then they would have committed a crime! Silly idea!
Anywho. St. Eggroll hasn't met the Cat-One since he was born after he went missing. Still don't know where he went within those few months. Its rumored that Eggroll went to tahiti.
5 The Eggroll really didn't like the cat one, not cause he was THAT type of person, and that he was the antagonist. It was due to him being the most brainrotted in recorded nomad history, next to christian, but that is still quite a stretch if you ask me.
The Nomad Eggroll, St. Andersen and Bryson all left, to show Eggroll what all has changed since he last appeared.
6 The whole gang wanted to know where Eggroll had gone, but Eggroll wouldn't say.
The nomad got pretty upset that Eggroll wouldn't spill the beans, so The Nomad said unto thee, “If you don't sayeth where you stayeth, your face will be smeared with fecal matter by dawn.”
Eggroll got scarred, and said where he was, the place where he said is lost that hasn't been found. Yet.
7 Eggroll went to The Nomads crib. And it was. Surprisingly delightful. Even though someone had smeared fecal matter all over his walls, and everything. I mean EVERYTHING.
It was probably The Nomad who did it, thought Eggroll.
The nomad got scared and said, “the fecal matter is the pizza on a pie with a pizza to the oven with the yea uh huh.”. The nomad was brain rotted. St. Eggroll cured him with scientific videos about how Uranium 237 can cause a chain reaction to cause a bomb to explode or whatever. St. Eggroll isn't a genius. I mean, he has the iq of a box of walnuts.
8 Meanwhile, the cat one was scheming a massive plan to sabotage The Nomad, to replace it with Ohio Gyattimus. Which is a brain rotted version of the nomad bible to sum it up.
The cat one decided to hijack the scenes at the Church of St. Nomads to play “join Ohio Gyattimus”. But that was way back way before eggroll was a thing in The Nomad.
9 The cat one had come up with an idea. His idea was to kidnap the nomads son, brainwash him into thinking brain rot is good. Then tell him to spread it to the other people in The Nomadic blood line. Anyways, back to eggroll. Eggroll had started preaching about the nomad to other religions to get more people in The Nomad religion. It worked successfully, since everyone was glad that he returned (for now).
10 St. Eggroll was pretty successful for The Nomad. Gained tons of members, and lost none!
The cat ones plan was soon to come to play. With a press of a button, he would send out his rizzler gyatt roblox ohio looksmaxing robot 2000’s to capture the nomads son.
11 The cat ones plan has officially come into play, and it is coming for the nomads son.
The nomads son had a feeling something or someone is out to get him. And later that same night, The Nomads son was captured and taken to the cat ones evil lab, wich was his mothers basement since he was a chronically online neck beard with no life, the cat one said with a lisp, “This! IS going to be AWESOME! Cause i will be wakin up in the morning feeling like Pdiddy and feeling like Pdiddy with fur wich is sigma.”. The nomad and Eggroll got wind of what was happening. So they got into the nomads chariot, and rode over to the cat ones house in the middle of nevada, for god knows why he lives out there. Probably so he has an excuse to not go outside. Beats me man.
12 The good thing is that the cat ones machinery didn't work, cause it caused a shot circuit. Wich bought Eggroll and The Nomad to get to nevada from Nepal. When they got to nevada , they found the cat one, and the cat one decided to be a stubborn toddler, and not tell the truth.
13 The cat one finally got sat down, and The Nomad and Eggroll saved the nomads son, so they thought. Turns out, the cat one rigged the room with poisonous gas that will knock you out temporarily, just in case The Nomads son was rescued. They where all three captured, with no place to go or escape.
14 Unsurprisingly, The Cat Ones machines is YET to be fixed after two days of sitting here. Eggroll said to the Nomad, ,”why is it taking him so long to be sigma griddy gyatt ohio fecal matter?”. “I have not a sigma idea oh who is sigma!”. Said Eggroll. They had time to go to griddy and escape The Cat One.
15 Eggroll and The Nomad escaped successfully. They went back to nepal to go to The Nomads fecal matter covered house wich smelled like chocolate. The nomad said it was christian who had a fecal matter party with the ants in his pants. “Ye person who has thy ants the pants has ants pizza tasted to ye Clevland, Ohio”. Said The All Mighty Nomad who is a baddie.
16 St. Andersen went to go see the Nomad And the Eggroll. St. Andersen said to eggroll, “bro, what is the yee yee ahh haircut my g. That is NOT sigma 😭🙏” This made Eggroll sad, so he ran off, the nomad went after him, but caught up. And put St. Andersen in the Slammer (the prison cell) for an approximate 5 seconds. A very long time if you ask me!
17 The Nomad said to his Church,”I once had a dream, that dream was to be the most gigma of them all! I have succeeded successfully. I have been in this godforsaken universe for many millenniums now. And this is the greatest life I have yet to live. I have lived many lives in several bad places like North Korea. I love teaching to ye followers of ye Nomad.”
18 Eggroll, The Nomad, And St. Andersen all went to go out to get biscuits at the local bakery due to the places heavy Nomad-religious population of 58,490 called Amonapilomikanipotyanoka. Aka the largest Nomad-religious place EVER.
This is a huge milestone. The Nomadic Church has grown to over 148 THOUSAND people since St. Eggroll came back, not saying he all did that. But he played a big part in it, thats for sure!.
19 The Eggroll is preaching the biggest sermon in Nomad history. With a total of 92,382 occupants at The Nomadic Church. St. Eggroll said. “The nomad is a wonderful nomadic nomad.
20 The Nomad was a very good person. In all ways of course. Cause he has W Charisma, wich is “rizz” if you dont have a functional, pea sized brain. ANYWAYS, the eggrolls computer died, and he was unable to continue rizzing up the gyatts of nepal.
The End
For now ;)
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