Ussatimus

1 The Nomad said, “Who ye stink shall sink in the crap in the Nomads toilet.” The Nomad's great-grandson stopped by the Nomad for a few. They caught up with each other. Andersen (the Nomad's great-grandson) said, “Thy old fart, is said easy to blow away if you sneeze on thy fart. But if you do sneeze on one, you will be sent to the realm of skibidi toilets.” The Nomad continued to The Vatican City to preach word to the pope of fetuses. The Nomad’s stomach was hurting from eating the food he ate twenty centuries ago. So he pooped all over the Pope and all over The Vatican! The Nomad made everyone upset about what he had done, but he still carried on not minding it at all. HE got ambushed by the cocomellon squad in Malta. The Nomad sneezed and made them go to the land of the Martians. He went to the nearby town of Shimmylala. He said “Everyone! Show me your toes! Or else.”

When they all showed him their toes, he ate them all. They all cried and cried.  The Nomad doesn't care if you cry. He just ate their dog’s toes. He ate all their pets. He mainly likes cat toes, but he likes dog toes too!

2 The Nomad walked to Russia to meet the Toe Franchise the fourth. The Nomad said, “I suck your toes. I pay well. You can pay me with a dog.”  The Toe Franchise agreed. He paid him, and the Nomad was on his way to Moldy, South Mozzarella to of course preach. Up until a new rival showed up.  Burgers.  Burgerson said, “I know what you did. You won't get away this time.” The Nomad then said, “I do not know you, you foot-smelling burger from 19 centuries ago!” That made  Burgerson mad, and he went on to have a “non-story” conflict with the Nomads number one follower, Christian. The Nomad held him back as long as he could, then burgerson slipped and fell, causing burgerson to be knocked out for a short amount of time. The Nomad left  Burgerson at a nearby cave alongside the road.

3 The Nomad arrived in South Mozzarella a few hours or later. He arrived in a very crowded part of Mozzarella. Took him a little bit to get to the place where he was supposed to preach, but he saw a familiar face in the crowd,  St. Eggroll. The Nomad hugged  St. Eggroll and told him what happened on the way here,  St. Eggroll's response was, “Womp womp lil bro, should've offered  Burgerson right then and there lil bro.” The Nomad nodded in agreement, they talked, preached, and all the above for a few hours.

4 St. Eggroll and the Nomad made it back to Andersen. Andersen said, “Almighty Nomad. Can I eat said doggie toes off of chihuahua.”. The Nomad says yes he could. But if he would do some work on  St. Eggrolls and The Nomads pastures. Andersen got mad and punted a 3-month-old Chinese baby to North Korea. Then they feasted upon the child. They continued to Mt. Skibity to do some “work”. They also preached at Mt. Skibity to their followers, Christian (one of the followers of the Nomad) asked if he could join along. Then St. Christian said, “Come kiss me on my hawt mouth, I'm feeling romantic.” They continued wayward like it was 1492, in a Lincoln continental across Eurasia to see the  Toe Franchise.

5 The Nomad, his followers, and his grandbabies came across someone named Gyattaminopoliab. 2 They were kind people, and began following the Nomad. 3 The first thing he said was, “Shimmyamitamisamolimationjomalitbudwiser. 3 I like sbibidi, my mozzarella with cat toes and the one who is the Cat-one”.