1st Reges

Initium Belli

1 For there was a new king in Skididia who believed that only one race should live on Erali. 2 He believed his race was superior overall. He started to increase taxes and He would raise the price on imports and exports. 3 He started to make an insane amount of money. 4 He started to buy slaves to make him more money and to fight his wars. 5 Many hated this King named Hōng zú. 6 He would also steal all the food from the poor and give them so little food it could barely be considered rations. 7 He made people send him love letters and the people who didn’t would be executed in the town square of Skibando.

The Crucifixion of Hōng Zú

2 Twelve years went by, and then the people had enough of Hōng zú. 2 A violent mob of Skididians went into the king’s castle with bats and spiked table legs and held the king hostage. 3 They did many unspeakable things to him and they took him to Mount Drake and crucified him there. 4 the people threw his money at him mocking him for his greed. He died 10 hours after the torture. 5 People laughed at his death until the new king was his son, 呆子. On his first day, he increased the tax and enslaved more people. Once he had become rich he started to plan a siege on Shronsinguinia.

Skonzinginian impetum

3 The army of Skididia marched to the countryside of Schonsinguinia. Once they arrived they burned the farms. This lit a smoke signal so it told the army of Schonsinguinia that they needed help. The army ran to the farms only to be ambushed by the Skididians. They fought for hours until all the Schonsinguinians were killed, and those few that were alive were taken as slaves. The Skidideans marched to the capital, unleashing their piercing goon on the city walls. Their goon was so powerful that it pierced not only the walls but also the buildings in the city. The city was destroyed. They started to sign a treaty but they realized the king's heart was hit by their piercing goon. He died instantly, and Skididia annexed Schonsinguinia. They doubled in size and they colonized the barren land that they acquired from the war. They rebuilt the capital and the king, 呆子, bought a mansion in the new city as his house for concubines. Even though the capital’s name stayed Schechimia, it gained the name “Concubine’s paradise” because the king bought a mansion just for his concubines.

Selindia facile vincitur

4 After Skididia’s conquest of Schonsinguinia, they quickly moved to Selindia, a poor Nation among the nine on Erali. They marched to the capital. Once they arrived, they tried to unleash their piercing goon, but the Selindians fought back, blocking their attack and even ricocheting it, making their goons kill themselves. The Selendians managed to kill everyone but one man, Borĭzia Lopuƙ, Boru for short. Boru climbed the nearby mountain and shot at the city with his bow and piercing arrows. His arrows did much damage and even destroyed some houses. Once the Selindian army went outside the walls Boru released his piercing goon annihilating their entire army. He proceeded to raid the city with ease and killed every Selindian.