2nd Nomads

The Sadness Of St. Tony

1 When St. Tony discovered that the Nomad was to die, he was vanquished. 2 He told everyone he knew about the unfair justice granted to the Nomad. 3 He rounded up all the people of the land to kill Pope Anderson. 4 “We are going to break out the Nomad and kill the wretched Pope!” He chanted. 5 So they went on a journey to kill the Pope. 6 On their way, they encountered a wild Eggroll whose name was Eggroll. 7 He heard about the Nomad but he never had the opportunity to see him. 8 The reason he never met the Nomad is because he was always playing a game called Greenville™. 9 But he agreed to come with them if he could meet the Nomad in person. 10 And so it was, they went to free the Nomad!

2 The Nomad heard this and was ecstatic. 2 He was so happy that when the guards gave him his alleged last meal of dog meat and dog juice, he was celebrating and the guards were confused. 3 So they thought of a plan and the plan was to join his celebration despite not knowing what he was celebrating about.